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Hey guys I’m trying to surprise my boyfriend with rent money. He works so hard and I don’t want him to lose his business. It’s summer and it’s hard to make ends meet. Please donate if you can, my goal is 1500. (Also if anyone wanted to know asking for money does not feel good) please share if you can
adhd student: i love learning and i actually hunger for knowledge, but the way the school system currently operates doesn’t work well for people with brains like mine. i am capable of maintaining acceptable and even good grades, but it takes about 3x the time and effort of the average student. all my life i have been receiving messages, overt and subtle, that i am deficient, lazy, and/or weird for my inability to perform well in that environment, and my self-worth has been utterly decimated as a result.
what ppl hear:
moon in capricorn culture?
🦈giving people that disapproving stare when you see them doing to much
🦈needing their to be structure in a situation before you commit to it
🦈being the type to plan when you’re about to express specific emotions so you can keep everything prim and proper
🦈finding maturity and wisdom a Turn on
🦈playing gymnastics when you have to deal with your feelings
🦈pushing people away when you feel as though you’re not being as successful as you feel as you should be
🦈holding off from physical intimacy with others until they’ve proven themselves
🦈soft porn
🦈wanting a lover that is very touchy feeling and sensual
🦈feeling emotionally fulfilled when you are your sole provider
🦈mastering the resting bitch face
🦈making others feel like they’re not good enough without meaning too
🦈people getting serious around you
🦈NEEDING TO GET BEAUTY SLEEP OTHERWISE EVERYONE IS IN FOR SOME SHIT
🦈being a cute cuddle bear deep down but hating that side of yourself because you think it’s weak
🦈the queen and kings of dealing with your own issues and trauma
🦈hating quitters
🦈”stop making excuses” is your favorite line
everyone thinks they’re a former gifted kid if that tells you anything
pretty sure people who were at one point involved in their schools’ gifted program, a real thing that still exists, have a viable reason to believe that…
imagine being the exact kind of person the post is aimed at and still having it go over your head
look im not going to die on this hill so this is the last ill say about it, but i was just pointing out that people who were in the gifted program (aka “everyone,” as you alleged in the tags) were given reason to believe that they were exceptionally smart kids who all grew up into average adults. not saying we all were kid geniuses. just that we all disappointed our parents.
i’m sitting in a bathroom stall at work desperately trying to stifle my laughter
I’m going to fucking die from this
Mood
Me on tumblr
1998 nickelodeon trade ad
It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.
Here’s a template
I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
I saw this tour live and it was so fucking good
Shoutout to the girls who get wet from giving head
