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Kris

@fandomhell97

blank blogs automatically get blocked she/they,drinking the gender fluid• 26 •American unfortunately • Gryffindor • Aries ♈•B-day: March 23•bi• INFJ Advocate• pagan Profile image is the symbol of chaos
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Me trying to survive this day till I can come home and play Baldur's Gate to hug my favourite male wife who deserves all the love and protection him no matter what

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sunflowey

Astarion: Be a better person!

Tav: Why?

Astarion: Because someone needs to have morals in this relationship, and it sure as fuck ain't gonna be me, sweetheart!!

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List of Astarion's Terms of Endearment

This is for the fanfic writers haha. Tell me if I'm missing any so can add it in!

  • Darling (his most used)
  • My love, love
  • My sweet
  • “You sweet, generous thing”, “you sweet little thing”
  • Lover
  • My dear, a dear, dear
  • Beautiful
  • Cheeky little pup
  • My little treat ("-with their cheeks all flushed")
  • Sweetie
  • Pet
  • You wicked little thing (affectionate)
  • "You're a sweetheart", "you sweetheart"
  • Delectable little pet (not directed towards Tav but it easily could be)
  • My friend (yay, we're his friend)
  • My favorite traveling companion (not a pet name but it's nice to be his favorite)
  • My leaking blood-bag (technically you refer to yourself as that first and he calls you his one after, but it counts)
  • You little scoundrel

Edit: Thank you everyone in the comments for adding the Dark Urge ones!

  • Bhaal-babe (I'm dead, this silly pun I swear)
  • My sweet, bloodthirsty friend
  • My precious little Bhaal-babe
  • My conflicted villain
  • My dagger-happy friend

Bonus: Ascended Yandere Astarion

  • My pet, pet
  • Little love
  • Precious thing
  • My treasure
  • My consort, My Dark Consort
  • My favorite spawn
  • Insolent little- (the Dev's notes say that the full line is "you insolent little brat" which, um...)
  • Insolent little pup (the line was in EA, although I’m not entirely sure if it’s Ascended Astarion. Full line: “you are an insolent little pup, aren’t you?”)
  • "You ingrate" (When you try to break up with him. It's not really a pet name, but-)
  • "Property I cherish, but still my property" (his thoughts)
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Anonymous asked:

Hi there! I love your writing and I was wondering if I could get a request? Just something fluffy between Astarion and a Tav who's body runs HOT. Gets hot super easily and finds it hard to sleep on humid nights. I feel like Astarion would LOOOVE their warmth and could help cool them off when they're too hot.

Hmmm... Do you know what DnD race really runs hot? Fire Genasi!

Those who think of other planes at all consider them remote, distant realms, but planar influence can be felt throughout the world. It sometimes manifests in beings who, through an accident of birth, carry the power of the planes in their blood. The genasi are one such people, the offspring of genies and mortals.

Astarion x Fire Genasi

  • Your skin is hell hot and you have fire resistance.
  • You feel warm in winter but humid summer days are torture.
  • Let's say, Astarion is obsessed with your body heat.
  • Your blood runs so hot, that it feels boiling.
  • And your skin feels warm as if it was enchanted with fire magic.
  • Early in your relationship, Astarion would always find a way to sneak longer around you.
  • Once he ended dining, he would find every possible reason to stay close.
  • Until you permitted him to stay.
  • Now, he wraps himself around you like a weighted blanket and you finally get some pleasant coldness.
  • As your relationship progresses, you get more and more comfortable with each other.
  • Sometimes when you feel too hot, you run up to Astarion to wrap yourself around him.
  • He does the same when he can't stand the coldness of his own body.
  • There are also some other tricks you know - you can create fire sparkles with your fingers and you do that to calm Astarion down when the darkness takes a grip on him.
  • When he screams in pain caused by invisible claws, and every touch feels acid, you create flame and let Astarion watch it.
  • It mesmerizes him and as he watches you start speaking in Ignan, a primordial language of your ancestors, the language full of sharp clicks and hisses.
  • Astarion slowly relaxes and allows you to touch him. You can sit like that for hours, his cheek placed on your chest, his eyes on the flame as you talk about things he can't understand.
  • He finally starts meditating, and you tug him closer so he can take all the warmth he needs.
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This is gonna be some really awesome ideas fory Phoenix Tav👀

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15 questions for 15(?) friends

Thank you for the tag @murder-hobo!

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Ish. My parents both liked this tv celebrity, so they took inspiration.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I cry all the time. I’m a crybaby. It’s my thing

DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Nope. And don’t want any either lol

WHAT SPORTS HAVE YOU PLAYED/DO YOU PLAY? I used to do swimming and judo

DO YOU USE SARCASM? Not usually actually. I used to but I noticed not many people get it and it makes things awkward lol

FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Eyebrows

WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? Turquoise

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies. All day everyday

ANY TALENTS? Nothing too special. I can learn pretty fast lol.

WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Eastern Europe

WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? I like baking and cooking in general. Reading, writing and working out.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? 3 dogs and 5 cats

HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5’6 ish. 169 cm

FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? Pathology

DREAM JOB? Well, after uni, I would like to start residency in either pathology or psychiatry

No pressure tags: @stygianoir @teh-vampire-bunny @fandomhell97 @megangovier and anyone else who would like to try!

ps: forgot to reblog the main post and add mine lol. And I don’t feel like redoing the whole thing. So I will leave this as a separate post but reblogged the main too so it at least looks nice lol

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fandomhell97

Thank you for the tag @milkteahood ! Sorry I haven't responded right away to these lol

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Yeah surprisingly I was named after an actress from the Three Stooges of all things. Christine MacIntyre I believe was how it's spelt, my name just got a little changed up but I was pretty much named after a funny badass women from a classic comedy show

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED

Uhh. Probably recently, it's almost a daily/nightly thing though the other day when someone stole my money I may have really let it out

DO YOU HAVE KIDS

I have pets and thats the closest it's gonna get to having children

WHAT SPORTS DO YOU DO

I tend to go for walks and holes if that counts but I also like to swim and rock climb or go urban exploring

DO YOU USE SARCASM?

I put that shit on everything. Even have a bottle opener that says that

WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

Their vibe

WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR

pale blue/green/grey mix depending on the lighting

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

Why not both? I can't decide

ANY TALENTS?

Well I do like to paint but I have this weird talent where I can mimic a fair amount of animals like some bird calls or I mimic my cats well enough I use it to confuse my family for shits and giggles. It's especially funny now that all three cats are extra talkative cause of it

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

New England, America unfortunately

WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?

I do a little bit of everything from painting and reading and occasionally writing to taking care of exotic animals. I like making terrariums and such

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

Yes, three cats, hundreds of isopods of different species, dozens of mystery snails, one nerite snail, and one assassin snail, some orange micro shrimp and who knows what next. Also got lots of wild animals I feed and care for too like bunnies

HOW TALL ARE YOU

I stopped growing at 4'8 and I make it everyone else's problem😭😤🤬

FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL

Art class of any degree, I miss pottery though a lot

DREAM JOB?

Oo I've been excited for this one, I a tually had two in the past. One was a horror actor at one of those Halloween events that took place in an old abandoned toy factory. So many wild and hilarious stories. Same can be said for when I used to work at a pet store in the exotic animals section. I took care of everything from death feinting beetles, to tarantulas and scorpions, all the way to tegus and moray eels. It was fun until the place became more corporate centered.

If anyone wants to join the tag game feel free but for now my no pressure tag a are @ancuninfiles @lordrandreaming and @geto-suguru-my-babygirl

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Just had a lot of feelings about domestic Astarion living his best life by the light of moon and candle ♥️

(bat plush design belongs to @icybluepenguin !)

Detail under the cut

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There's just something about how Astarion goes from thinking of himself as someone with only one talent, that he has nothing else to offer you and, inevitably, you'll find someone better and leave.

To someone who with his whole chest, heart and soul declares out loud without any hint of doubt that of course you like him simply for who he is, why is that so hard to believe?

There's just something about Astarion's personal quest having nothing to do with the main story line. How willingly walking into a vampire den to free him takes precious time away from what you actually came to the city to do. But you care enough to do it anyway.

And then he holds the power of 7000 souls in his hands, a power he's said he will share with you, something else he finally has to offer and would be proud to give you. But instead you remind him again he has plenty to offer without it, and in that moment he knows you truly didn't bring him here out of desire for his power but for his freedom. And maybe that's the last piece that falls into place which finally makes him believe you when you say he is enough.

But I dunno.

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