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WingedKuriboh27

@wingedkuriboh27

Icon by hunen-comixx Stress with legs. Definitely a furry. Nudity will be rare and tagged. If you're wondering why I followed you it's probably for one of my side blogs.
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ms-demeanor

Plan B is currently available over the counter, and you can find coupons for it online for various retailers; some of those coupons require a prescription so check the coupon details carefully. Both of these medications can be ordered online.

Plan B and Afterpill in the 1.5mg tablets are less effective for people over 176 pounds, however it is safe to double the dose, so if you are heavier order two doses. Ella is also effective for heavier people, but requires a prescription.

Emergency contraception is effective for a short period after sex. You need to take Plan B or Afterpill within 72 hours of unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy.

IUDs and birth control implants are effective long-term birth control that does not require your partner to participate in using the birth control or even be aware of it. IUDs are 99% effective and are effective for 3-12 years depending on type. Planned Parenthood can place an IUD for you, and so can many gynecologist's offices, and IUDs are covered under most health insurance plans. Talk to your doctor or gynecologist about how to get an IUD. Birth control implants are 99% effective and are effective for up to 5 years. Like IUDs, you can talk to your doctor or gynecologist, or visit Planned Parenthood, to get an IUD.

The birth control methods listed here are not effective for preventing STIs, they are for pregnancy prevention only.

If you can become pregnant but do not want to be pregnant, now is a good time to consider a long-term birth control option like an IUD or a birth control implant, and to purchase emergency contraception like Plan B or Afterpill to have it onhand in an emergency.

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Bawstin

Shecahgoh

Nuhoo Yawk

Filladellfeuh

Poortuhlannduh

Seeahtuol

Sinceinattea

Buffuhlow

Indeeinappolihs

Lawss Anjellies

San Francisco

Cluhleevulandd

Amtrak are you okay?

Oarlandoh

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wolfie180g

Iowa

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speedoweedo

on a list of dumb shit i know:

  • the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.
  • elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.
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ndiecity

What else?

  • the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like “my son died last year can you let me talk to him” and the seance person would be like ‘THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER’ then he’d rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
  • He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.
  • foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.

As a fox furry, that last bit of information makes for excellent ideas to make my fursona more cursed.

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elfwreck

I had to try several different searches to find this.

  • 2 cups dried milk (nonfat or whole)
  • 1 cup cocoa powder, unsweetened (up to 1½ c for more chocolate flavor)
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 2 tbl cornstarch (or other thickener: arrow root, rice flour)
  • 2 cups powdered sugar (3 if you like it sweeter)

Mix with whisk until it's blended and has no visible lumps.

To prepare: 1-2 tbl per 8 oz of water.

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x0401x

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them

Yall dont need talk, i wasnt aware that this *may* be an issue :'( follow if you wanna and dont if you dont! That's all ^^

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hiveswap

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

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elliot-amy

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

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isawken

the last human died today in captivity. it was 137 years old. it passed away peacefully in it's enclosure, under a weighted blanket, clutching a Squishmallow (a type of pseudo-companion favored by the infamously social human species).

the last human's handlers are devastated despite knowing its end was near- the average lifespan of a human in the wild rarely exceeded 80 years. "it always wanted to talk to me" one handler tearfully recounted. "i'll never forget the smile it gave us every time we opened up for morning feedings. it was like i was its best friend. it really made you feel special". although the human had long since been removed from public viewings, those who had been lucky enough to see it during its exhibition days are similarly saddened by the loss. "i'll never forget," one former spectator said, "going to see the human exhibition when i was young. i was oddly frightened, but i was pushed to the front of the crowd in all the madness. it was quite the spectacle to see a human back then. i don't know if it could sense my fear, but for a moment, we made eye contact. and it waved at me. and i waved back. and it waved again, more excitedly this time." the former spectator chuckles. "they had to drag me away from the exhibit after that. i could have spent hours just sitting there with that thing, making motions at each other. how amazing it is, to be able to communicate with something so alien to you, in such a simple way".

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redstonedust

love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "

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tlbodine

This trait is much more endearing in fiction than in my mother.

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orcboxer

If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

TIPS FOR DRAGONFRUIT/PITAYA

  1. You want PINK flesh not white flesh. It's sweeter. Pink pitaya never done me wrong.
  2. You want DENSE pitaya. It's like the watermelon rules, heft them and compare weight-to-size ratios.
  3. You want ROUND. I don't really know why but the longer ones ain't usually as sweet.
  4. You want SHORT petal tips not the longer ones, this usually tells you if it's pink on the inside or not.
  5. Once you have caught your sessile prey you will WAIT patiently for the petals dry out, until the TIPS of the petals have started to turn BROWN
  6. FEAST

Be free, I love you

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To recognize TERFs, anti’s, fash, incels and other internet shitstains, one pattern you need to recognize is this:

  1. They take some normal human behavior
  2. Explain it in the darkest, most bad faith way possible
  3. And then ignore any other, often more realistic, explanation.

A simple example:

  1. A lot of adults watch TV shows about high school relationship drama.
  2. Dark bad faith take: all these adults are obsessing over teenager sex lives because they want to fuck teenagers.
  3. More realistic explanation: a lot of adults have memories of their own high school relationship drama that they like to relive, process, etc through media.
  4. Another realistic explanation: People can empathize with the stories of hobbits, dragons, defense lawyers, plucky detectives, space rebels, talking dogs and teenagers in high school without always having a desire to fuck the characters involved. It is possible to just enjoy a story as a story without it fulfilling some emotional of sexual need.

Like, when you take a tiny step back, it becomes clear that the jump from ‘adults watch high school dramas’ to ‘they all want to fuck teenagers’ is absolute moon logic.

This logic only works if you assume the absolute worst possible things about the group you’re talking about. This logic works if the only lens you can see a group through is ‘predator’ and you do not acknowledge that they are completely humans who can just do non-predatory things like ‘enjoying stories’.

And assuming the absolute worst possible things about a specific group while denying their complexity and humanity… well, that is absolutely key to what TERFs, anti’s, fashos, incels, etc. do.

Someone asked me in private why I grouped ‘TERFs, anti’s, fash, incels’ together. Do I think anti’s are as bad as fash?

Short answer: no, anti’s are not as bad as fash. They’ve done some pretty despicable things. Spreading false accusations, doxxing, suicide baiting, trying to get people fired, stalking, etc. But they’re not trying to gain political power in order to commit genocide. So on the shitstain pyramid they’re a few tiers below fash.

I grouped these in a row here not because they’re all exactly the same amount of terrible, but because they’re groups to watch out for. If you’re a queer person trying to exist safely online, you do not want to interact with any of these groups. If you do not enjoy being brainwashed into a hate group, you do not want to interact with any of these groups.

It’s also notable that TERFs, incels and anti’s all have a tendency to fall down the fash radicalization pipeline because they already share some basic ways of thinking. Assuming the absolute worst possible things about a specific group while denying their complexity and humanity is an example of that shared way of thinking.

#Can someone please explain what ‘anti’ stands for? It’s to common of a term for me to connect it with something specific

Ok, here;s my attempt: ‘Anti’ is a term that emerged in fan fiction communities to describe a group of people who felt that some forms of romantic or erotic fan fiction should be off limits to write. Stuff like:

  • Fiction that describes relationships between characters who are abusive to each other in the original work.
  • Fiction that describes relationships between characters who are related.
  • Fiction that describes relationships with a big age difference.
  • Fiction that describes relationships between minors.
  • Fiction that describes rape.

Ignoring the fact that exploring unethical and potentially unethical situations is an essential part of what fiction is for.  Fan fiction has always been a realm through which people, especially teenagers and young adults , explore their relationship to harm, to trauma, to ethical grey areas, to taboos and to forbidden fantasies. It’s where a lot of teenagers and young adults learn that what is hot in their fantasy isn’t what they want in real life, which is an important part of sexual development.

But according to Anti’s, writing of any romantic or erotic scenario that would be unethical in real life, makes the author itself unethical. This is then used as a reason to cyberbully a person, harass, spread horrible rumors and in some cases stalk, doxx, try to get them fired, to to get them to commit suicide, etc.

Over time the term ‘Anti’ came to be used outside the fan fiction universe as people noticed that the same people doing this stuff were also campaigning against stuff like kink at Pride parades. Anti came to be defined by stuff like:

  • A literal interpretation of fiction in which producing unethical scenarios in fiction is itself unethical.
  • A strong judgement of either all kinks of a lot of kinks, and against the expression of anything remotely kinky in public spaces.
  • A strong judgement against the idea that any teenager is having sex or watching porn before they’re legally an adult. An abstinence-only approach to talking about teen sexuality.
  • A strong judgement against any sort of age differences, which they seem to get stricter on every year. A strong judgement against any friendly interaction between adults and teenagers, no matter how nonsexual. An obsession with the idea that adults are constantly preying on teenagers (hence the ‘watching high school dramas is sexualizing teenagers’ stuff).
  • The idea ‘if it makes me uncomfortable, it must be unethical’.
  • And importantly: the willingness to engage in organized online violence against people who are seen by the Anti’s as violating these rules. Once it has been decided that someone is ‘a predator’ or ‘a pedo’ (usually over something trivial like commenting positively on a fan fic) any amount of violence is deemed justified.

Now most Anti’s are just ‘protect the children’ pearl clutching conservatives who are very online. Most probably spend their younger years being online bullies and their later years campaigning against sex-positive sex education in schools and driving the new satanic panic or some shit like that. But a notable number of Anti’s have gone from these positions towards becoming a terf or a fascist. Turns out that people in a ‘protect the children’ panic mode who see predators everywhere are quite vulnerable to fascist ideology. No big surprise there.

I found another one! Obviously bad faith take of the day: “Ancient vampires lusting after teenagers is a trope pushed by pedophiles to normalize age differences”. Like, no. That’s more bullshit.

Fictional vampires are often interested in teenager girls because the primary readers/viewers of vampire stories are teenage girls, who like imaging themselves as the object of desire. And why do you think teenager girls like reading about magical monsters who desire them? Well, because:

  • They’re very aware that most of the actual boys and men in their life are crap. They do not make good material for their romantic and sexual fantasies.
  • The romantic interest of fantasy can be everything the actual boys and men in their lives are not: courteous, easy to talk to, attentive, interested in culture, etc. In an eternally hot teenage boy body without the toxic masculinity and the acne. But since perfection makes a boring story, there needs to be tension. And one way to create that tension while maintaining the fantasy is to give that perfect man a fictional bad trait that is so obviously unreal that it can be easily separated from the rest of him. A charming man who is secretly an abuser is just an abuser. A charming man who is secretly a vampire or a werewolf is an interesting fictional character because the scary part of him is obviously fake.
  • Desire and fear are key emotions experienced by teenager girls who pursue romance, relationships and/or sex. Going on a date could bring pleasure but also danger. The monster is a metaphor for that particular complicated mixture of emotions. The will-I-won’t-I decision process of the heroin that considers whether to give the vampire/werewolf/phantom/cryptid a chance provides a metaphor of the risk assessment girls and women go through when they decide whether an actual relationship is safe. But again: because the dilemma is fictional, the metaphor can be explored without reading about actual date rape. 

These stories about monsters who desire teenage girls appear again and again because they meet the needs of teenage female readers. It’s simple as that. We do not need to invent a sinister hidden agenda to explain why these stories are popular.

And it’s fine to comment on how weird some of these fictional relationships are. I love that What We Do In The Shadows joke. But the moment we start looking for a sinister agenda behind the fact that teenage girls like reading about vampires who like teenage girls, we’re on the weird conspiracy slide. 

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