Hello.
Is saying hello even appropriate at this point?
Uh, hi. I’m not back yet, I think. But I’m working on it. I’m sorry for the radio silence on literally every front but I’d be lying if I said I knew why it happened.
I just want you all to know what’s up in case that’s something you’re curious about. For those who are, read on. Those of you who aren’t, that’s alright. I’m glad to have you around anyway.
TL;DR I tell you what’s up but in like, ~700 words because I have no self-control.