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my hot take

Please buy this game bundle. It’s $5 (or more if you want) for literally 700 video games, tabletop games, not to mention game engines and assets. All proceeds are going to the NAACP and Community Bail Fund, split 50/50.

Night in the Woods and Oneshot are both in it, not to mention literally hundreds of other cool indie games I haven’t played yet that look really cool and promising. 

Also I’d like to reiterate it is $5 minimum for over $3,400 worth of content, which is just fucking insane.

The people of Earth love me–I’m very popular. 

#og himbo

don bluth villains all have pretty much the same facial features

This… is unfortunately true.

TEETH

Oh no, I never noticed.

what the hell is that last thing from?

Any given Don Bluth production it’s usual handful of the same characters and their mouths are always charted out in such a way that they all seem to be constantly chewing gum while they talk.

He really likes this one dude character I’ve heard affectionately referred to as “Don Bluth’s Boyfriend” for his ever-present appearance and lovingly rotoscoped charm.

I don’t care if they are all the same this photoset is giving me lady boner something fierce

Oh, is now the perfect time to mention Don Bluth’s love of ponytails and/or ear tuft things?

yes good.

I love Don Bluth’s stylistic quirks

don bluth is the anti-disney - all his leading ladies are varied and all his leading dudes have same face

yes good

Don Bluth would be extremely happy to hear he’s anti-disney on anything

Ironically, some of them remind me of Bob McKimson character designs, with the big bottom lip and big teeth.

A tour through the excavation site from the entrance, to the museum.

Can tell Merry & Pippin apart, of course they can, what kind of question is that: Frodo, Sam

Could not initially tell Merry & Pippin apart but made an effort to learn their names & can now tell them apart: Aragorn, Boromir

Try as he might cannot consistently tell Merry & Pippin apart: Gimli

Can absolutely tell Merry & Pippin apart but pretends not to be able to: Gandalf

Cannot tell Merry & Pippin apart and not even trying: Legolas

where do merry and pippin fall on this spectrum

What do you mean you can’t tell us apart, I’m much taller??: Merry

“I’m Merry”: Pippin

I love how - regardless of everyone’s personal preference for one or the other - the general consensus in the fandom seems to be: The Warden

The Inquisitor

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Hawke

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Anyone else Remember Quest for Camelot?

I mean it featured  a cute af protagonist rescuing Excalibur and saving Camelot, her name is Kayley and her father was once a Knight of the Round Table, before he was killed.

Her disabled hermit boyfriend Garrett who has survived in this enchanted/cursed forest for years bc he was sick of being treated like an invalid in Camelot (like, it’s 100% Ableism as to why he left, it’s overt as fuck)

Their comic relief  side characters, Cornwall and Devon, who happen to be a two headed dragon (the Dudebro and the Thespian respectively), and they have this wonderful character arc about how they’re such shit dragons because they never get along.

And not to mention the most enjoyable Chaotic Evil villain ever, Ruber.

And it’s like, half spoof, half serious too, so there’s a lot of pop culture references (mainly from Devon and Cornwall) it’s also self aware af, most of the characters comment at least once about bursting into song.

Why doesn’t anyone ever talk about Quest For Camelot

Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they’re all so good

Elf: everyone’s pretty, but has no ass.

Dwarf: everyone’s hairy, but has no ass.

Orc: everyone’s SHREDDED and can crack walnuts between their cheeks.

Goblin androgyny: you’re small and horrible and you’re pretty certain that ‘gender’ was a kind of beetle you ate last week.

Tiefling androgyny: Aesthetic™️ is the new gender

Oh FUCK put this in the hall of fame too. These are the TWO best additions on this whole post and everyone else can go the fuck home.

I made a meme.

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My mood currently.

i think we know the real reason we didn’t have a mabari companion in inquisition

Oh my GOD

Bows being considered “dexterity” instead of “strength” weapons in RPGs is the biggest gameplay abstraction lie imaginable.

Consider this: Gwendoline Christie playing the romantic lead in a Jane Austen adaptation, or indeed any period piece. Nothing else changes. Nobody draws attention to the fact she’s a woman. It’s just two solid hours of Gwendoline Christie on a horse and wearing a suit and sweeping maidens off their feet