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I knoooooow. I don’t understand people who don’t like dogs. I mean what’s wrong with them? Dogs are the better humans anyway. I think we’ve literally been on tour forever and my voice needs some rest now but, the feeling that it was our year was also kind of nice. We honestly are. Our dancers and the whole crew are so amazing, it’s been a blessing! Thank you so so much! It’s a pleasure to meet you! Aw, why are you so sweet? I’m a big fan of you too. You’re so beautiful and I’m jealous of your instagram account because it’s perfect.

Those people are demons and should not be associated with in any way. Dogs are WAY better than humans. I would pick hanging out with a dog over a human any day. I’m so surprised that you still have a voice left, and an amazing voice at that. That’s so awesome! I wish I had talent in the musical aspect, I would love to perform. Wow are you really? Than you! I try I try. I just waltz up and down a runway for a living but hey, it pays the bills and allows me to travel all around the world.

sounds like a right good party, can i join next time? i feel im the insane one in my family 

You are more than welcomed to come next time! You can witness the crazy that is the Kardashian/Jenner family in person. It’s okay. I’m definitely the weirdo, I am just super random and very outspoken. 

Don’t we all, though. I always enjoy being the sober one out too. Or at least being the last sober one so I can record all the stupid shit. At least your get togethers are never boring, right?

I love being able to record all the stupid shit. I have videos on videos of my mother being completely wasted and doing the funniest things. But then again. I do love to get my drink on every now and then, but I don’t get as wild as she does. Our parties are always a fun time, you seriously never know what’s going to happen. How was your Thanksgiving?

Oh I know what it is, but I just dont celebrate it cause Im British. I wish I did though because food and wine all day sounds perfect. Your mother sounds awesome an a lot of fun. Well good Im glad you had a nice holiday. 

Oh okay! I got it, my boyfriend is British so I totally get it. Him and his family came from Holmes Chapel to celebrate with us and get food babies. My mother is a lot of fun, she’s just a tad on the crazy side at times. Thank you! I hope one day you’ll be able to celebrate a Thanksgiving and eat a bunch of food.

Oh no, Kenny. You can’t be serious. I am so sorry. I wish i could say something that would help that situation but, the only thing I can say is that they’re your family and you must love them, you don’t always have to like them, but you do always have to love them. I don’t like my family a lot of the time, but I will always love them. Just remember that and you’ll be fine! At least they’re not always asking you when you’re gonna pop out a baby or get married. That’s what I get when I go to family functions of any kind

Karlie, I was sitting there shaking my head. It was like “momma no!” but she kept going and eventually I just left. You think I’d be used to all the craziness that my mother does but it’s a new situation every single time. I’m very lucky that she hasn’t gotten arrested yet. Wellll my mom is asking the get married question. She won’t leave Harry and I alone when it comes to that one. I feel bad for him because he just comes to relax and then he’s asked all the awkward personal questions.

I mean, mine gets a little crazy, but never get as far as floatie in the pool. I think your family takes the cake. But I guess that’s why yours has been on television for so long. You guys, or should I say ladies, keep things fun.

Us ladies keep things fun and dramatic. We’ve been gracing Sunday night t.v for ten years. Which now that I say that out loud  it makes me feel old as fuck. What extension of crazy does your family get?

Mine was great.  Got to spend it with my girlfriend, her family, and some friends.  It was just what I was wanting.

mom, i made it. i fit in with the kardashians. that’s understandable and totally the sensible choice. i mean - the next day was fucking shit from the hangover i had but at the time getting wine drunk was the only thing i wanted so it was totally worth it. i think everyone must have a kris jenner inside of them even if it’s only a splash.

Tell your momma you’ve officially made it. We’re having a party for Christmas and New Years, which you are of course invited to. You can witness wasted Kris Jenner in the flesh. Definitely Snapchat worthy too. My inner Kris comes out when I party with my boyfriend, I get really drunk and end up doing random things that are probably illegal. 

There is no way that any other family is this crazy.  I kind of missed the crazy though.  It seems so normal now.    I just love all the food too. 

Well, it is YOUR family too after all. They missed you too, a lot. I didn’t know if you could tell with all of the hugs you got throughout the night. The food is seriously my favorite part, aside from sitting on your lap the whole night of course.

haha Your mum wins Thanksgiving. Isn’t that something all of us would rather be doing at all times? I know for sure floating in the pool whilst drunk is one hell of a great feeling… My family’s not that big as yours so I’m afraid there aren’t much crazies incorporated into our activities. But that’s what happens when there’s so many people around, isn’t it? It’s pure statistics, there’s got to be at least one looney in the bunch.

My mom has taken the cake for being the looney one in the bunch for sure. I’ve only been drunk on a floatie once, and that was because she forced me to drink with her and it just kind of happened. I’m pretty sure that for our Christmas party I’ll be the drunk one. I only get that drunk a couple times a year and Christmas is one of them. I’ll have some stories for that.  

I’ve heard stories about the Karashian family and now hearing something for someone in the family… I’m not sure how to feel. Also if Thanksgiving always ends with a drunk mom, I kinda wanna be apart of it now. I wanna be the drunk Irish guy on the couch, looking dead.