the way i laughed

The Drake and Kendrick beef summed up in one image

I didn't eat any processed food for 3 days & I felt like shit the whole time now I just had one medium slushy from 7-11 & suddenly I feel great so basically I'm thinking that I have evolved beyond other humans, I'm in perfect symbiosis with the carcinogens I take in on a daily basis & my body will start to disintegrate at the atomic level if I try to be more healthy . Oh well!

real

please say which in the tags!

welcome to my blog im annoying

Kendrick is to Drake as Hbomberguy is to James Somerton

first base is putting your cigarettes out on each other second base is psychosexual obsession third base is murder-suicide

He took the maki roll and flew away

another day of saying things I don't necessarily even agree with

Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

the next pic is gonna be the back of drake's head from inside his bedroom

Megan thee stallion I hope ur somewhere with a mimosa getting a pedicure rn

meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes

"who give a shit"

you couldn’t find one s to finish off the gives

no its a quote from descartes he said this

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