Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Warning: Fluff, angst, mutual pining, smut.
Summary: An undercover operation playing Bucky Barnes’ wife is a dream come true. Playing house in the suburbs while trying to take down a drug ring brings you and Bucky closer but a nosy neighbor causes trouble in paradise.
Almost Had Me Believing It Series Masterlist
anonymous said: hiiii i love your writing so much! i genuinely enjoy every piece you’ve written so far lol idk if your requests are still open but if you have the time would you mind writing a scenario where monsta x’s wonho lives in the apartment next door and there’s always fighting and disagreements over him being loud when he has “special dates” over but it’s because there’s ignored sexual tension
⤑ genre:smut𝕊 𝕀 ℕ ⤑ pairing: Hoseok x Reader ⤑ warning: smut galore, like clothing ripping, foul language, mention of alcohol ⤑ summary: (Y/N) loves everything about her apartment― except her neighbor, Hoseok. He’s the definition of annoying and loud neighbor. Despite being told off and (Y/N) threatening to call the police numerous times, Hoseok hosts a particularly loud party at his place, resulting in (Y/N) confronting him. Tension snaps as Hoseok finally kisses her. ⤑ word count: 6.3k
a/n: I loved writing this. This was so much fun and I love this idea so much! Thank you for requesting it! I hope you like it! ~K♡
This the rolling in dough Daffy, reblog to get some cash hoe
Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):
-your weight
-your clothing choice
-your amount of make up
-having sex
-not having sex
-breast size
-having your period
-saying no
-not appreciating catcalls
-masturbating
-body hair
Summary: You’re pining after Steve and Bucky is pining after Nat, what better way to distract yourself from those two perfect humans than to distract yourselves with each other?! Fuck buddies it is then.
Warnings: Swearing, angst and a lil smut!
Part 1 - The shit idea! | Part 2 - The ill timed walk in! | Part 3 - The consequences! | Part 4- The argument that always leads to sex! | Part 5 - The Bucky Barnes conundrum | Part 6 - The ‘I should have listened to Steve Rogers’ regret! | Part 7 - The six versions of a story you never cared about | Part 8 - The everything is fair game situation | Part 9 - The fuck your feelings letter | Part 10 The unexpected house guest|
Unbelievably cute and an all around great read.
Thank you omg, this fic is so old but it’s still reigning Supreme hahaha! 😋😍🤣
Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt!!!!!!!
I will be redoing the tag list for Ocean Blue Eyes. PLEASE READ below:
There have been so many who’ve sent asks, messages, made comments, previously been tagged, etc. It’s chaos for my poor, unorganized self who already struggles to keep things straight and (as grateful as I am to all of you who love the story), I’m giving myself grace and am just not about to sift through all of that stuff to make sure everyone is covered. SO–
I’ll post more info about the story soon, but I’m trying to get a little more organized first. Genuinely– thank you SO MUCH to each and every one of you who’ve let me know somehow that you enjoy this story. I enjoy it too and appreciate you guys being patient the last SEVERAL months while I got my life together.
Looking forward to hearing what you think of the rest of this story :)
Some eaiser variations of push ups to help you build the strength to do a traditional one!
I don’t generally reblog ‘fitness’ stuff but gaddamn could I use some more arm strength.
Push-ups are my worst nightmare. I can only do 44 before I pass out on the floor.
“I can only do 44” hahaha omg I can’t even do one.
yes good
I was always frustrated how my P.E. teachers wanted all of us to go “all-or-none” and basically hurt ourselves without letting us build up from square-one like in the first gif. Then they’d fuckin yell at us for not doing it right >:|
Knee-pushups is not square-one.
When I got my first personal trainer, she had me doing push ups almost standing upright in the weight lifting bars so that I could do 15 reps and 3 sets of them. It’s more about the technique of the push up, and if you’re pushing too much weight, you can’t exersize the correct muscles within their tolerances. This post is pretty important tto know cause of that.
I was introduced to the knee push-up last year and it was such a fucking game changer. I had NO idea it was possible to work those same muscles just with a slight variation in position.
I wanna just verify that these are excellent for building strength, both as someone who took weights class in high school with a good teacher, and as someone who’s had a lifetime of physical therapy (not for my arms specifically, but I’ve spent a lot of time in sports medicine centers). And again, if the vertical one in the first gif is difficult, you don’t even have to lean into it like that. Start standing, and only lean as much as it takes you to lower towards the wall.
And remember, many exercises can be modified in this way! I did an image search for “modified pull up” and got exactly what I was looking for right away, which is this:
Doing pull ups on a lower bar, or from the straps with handles that gyms sometimes have (called the TRX - they can also be used to support yourself during squats and some balance exercises) is a lot easier than jumping straight into vertical pullups, and lets you build up that muscle with exercises that are still comfortable and safe for you, so you can do more sets of more reps.
As a general rule, always start with lower-strain exercises and practice good form before you work your way up. You don’t want to have to unlearn bad habits that could lead to injury later as the difficulty increases.
@imfemalewarrior I’m assuming you’ve seen this post but in case you haven’t—it seems like your kind of thing
Here are push up and pull up progressions!
-FemaleWarrior, She/They
Because I have serious issues with core strength and cannot do a sit up or a crunch without using muscles I shouldn’t and hurting myself, I looked up core exercises for beginners (because modified sit ups just have me ways to make it harder), and here’s what I found.
All from here, which also includes sit ups with the idea that you start up and don’t go all the way down.
This stuff on the bottom is some of the stuff I do for physical therapy, can vouch for it
These modifications are also super great if you have joint problems. They still work the muscles but take some of the strain off.
Dont be like me and strain your tendons trying to do a traditional pushup. Just do a few extra ones against the wall!
This is GOLD!!!
Some of my carry-all pouches from Society6. society6.com/ullathynell They come in three sizes! I use them for storing my art supplies and toiletries. All except one in the photos are medium size, which is my favorite. The large pouch, pictured below in the last photo, is also a great for travelling (or for weekends at the woodland cabin, as I really don’t travel otherwise), and I’ve heard people like to use it for their tablets as well. Anyway, all pouches are on 35% sale until Saturday! p.s. Tote bags and wall tapestries are on sale too. :) Sale ends 2020/2/29 at midnight PT.
How can you claim to have a "regular" schedule when half your fics are months since they updated?👎
Well, hello. Yes, I did ask for your snarky attitude in my inbox today. Thanks for playing into my carefully crafted web.
As to your wholly welcome and not at all snotty question, I do have a regular update schedule.
Mondays I update Patron. Fridays I catch up on Coffee Updates. Sundays I post a chapter to my Blessings of Magic series.
If you’re waiting for a new chapter of something specific, you can always check Current Coffee Requests to see what is coming when, and how far away your favourite might be. If you do not see it on the list, check Coffee Updates: The Rules to see if its eligible for Coffee Updates. (Links in my description)
Don’t see it on the list? Huh, maybe it’s because I’m trying to finish a few WIPs before adding it to the list. I’m a little backlogged atm what with Life, Disabilities, Moving, Work, Family, so when I catch my breath, I’ll get right to work on that for you. Okay, Champ?
Thanks for your question.
Have a nice day.
T~
I got your back boo
Days like this require much booze.
You know I’ve got your back Sis. This is some bullshit. No one has the right to talk shit to people like this. Even more so because you give us breathtaking content, FOR FREE!
Thank you, lovely!
Also, I see you using a Sesshomaru gif.
Three chapters, 15k words, still writing.😁🥰🥰🥰🥰
@tilltheendwilliwrite. I LOVE your writing!! Everytime my email notification goes off, I do a little happy dance when I see it's an update from you! It's like christmas morning at 6 years old every. Single. Time! You work your schedule and haters be damned!!! 💖💖💖💖
“I am a god, you dull creature. And I will not be bullied by… “
#lol
UNMUTE
Damn right! UNMUTE AND REJOICE!!
I’m almost crying, holy shit!
Let me get this straight...
You accuse me of plagiarism, you accuse me of lying, you accuse me of sending hateful anons, you make cryptic posts about me, answer anons about me, tag me in those posts and you lead a crusade to cancel me out...
And leave kudos on my latest work on AO3?
Da fuck?!
You did not see the best ones yet… 23 Two Sentence Horror Stories That Will Scare The Hell Out Of You
Henry in blue jeans is going to be the death of me. That ass…. OMG 😍😍😍
I have never been this fascinated by a man’s behind.
He is literally trying to kill us as Clark Kent without the glasses.
A/N: omg this was so fun! I hope you enjoy it! Thank you so much!! @wintersoldier1989
——
“Chris,” Samantha fussed, “just pull over. I’ll run in and --”
The gas station was gone by her window in a flash. *Okkayy*.
“No. It’s got to fuckin’ be up here,” his voice was tight with tension. She’d been trying to hold it together but she had to pee. Being six months pregnant would do that to a woman.
“Look! Look! An inn! Just stop please, I have to pee!”
His sigh made her even more frustrated as he relented to pull in. “If you ask for directions, I swear to--”
“If you finish that sentence, you will be very, very sorry and you will find yourself in a cabin *alone* on your babymoon while I spend the weekend here, in this quaint inn. Without your negative, *I’m too manly to ask for directions* attitude. Got it?” She tilted her head and smiled at him pleasantly as he shut his mouth. “Good boy.”
She climbed out as quickly as her round belly would let her and climbed the old stairs to the iconic Vermont inn to use their restroom.
And ask directions.
— random tags —
This is so true!!! I've even used "the smile"!
This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.
I have anxiety-induced hissing, which sounds/feels different from sound-induced tinnitus (which I have also experience). Sound-based tinnitus actually sounds like you’re “hearing” something in your ears, whilst the hissing I have feels like it’s “inside my head”, if that makes sense. But this technique still helps!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT WORKED!
Ive had tintinis my whole life and its just… fucking gone. What the fuck
I just tried this! I think it seriously works!
This has been added on the reddit thread and I think this might be useful here as well, since you can actually see the method demonstrated:
rebloop to save a life
This is really quite a big deal. A tremendous amount of modern research ends up being sold to journals which require unreasonable payments to access it and only pay the original authors a pittance. It’s nice to see an agency like NASA deliberately widebanding its findings.
Not sure if people fully realize just how big of a deal this is. THIS is how science is advanced. Not through biased corporate research, business secrets, marketing, paywalls and patent wars. But through open, uncensored and unrestricted public access to knowledge.
^ There’s the direct link to all the studies.
NASA IS GOOD, NASA IS GREAT
NASA is the hero we don’t deserve.
This deserves every reblog.
In the face of institutions being silenced, this is doubly huge.
I love seeing that, for once, there are more reblogs than likes
Keep passing on this info, guys. Good job
