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Once recognized as a decurion for the XIIIth Legion, Caelric pyr Spatha is a former test subject of the Garlean Empire and its affiliated Projects. Under advanced genetic and aetherochemical studies, the cunning force of nature known as 'The Chaos Coyote' was born. A title earned due to his mischievous nature and unpredictable tendencies. Since defecting, the titan has become Public Enemy #1 to the Garlean Empire and all who serve it willingly, releasing conscripted assets and conditioned subjects alike. He serves no resistance or militant however, and has grifted his way across Eorzea collecting information and opportunity across the realm. Defying Fate, breaking the odds, and coming out on top against those that have wronged him are his only priorities while he maintains the schemes that make it all possible.
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𝚁𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝-𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚖, 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝, 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚡 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚕𝚕-𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎'𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚜.

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Firstly, be warned! There is a range of material on this blog including NSFW elements that may pop up from time to time. I try to keep it classy, and tag the more obscene images. I also try to tag trigger warnings. If something comes up that you might want tagged, just shoot me a DM. ERP is case-by-case and story basis only.  As a general heads up I have some health issues and ADHD so my time, focus, and energy can dwindle unexpectedly, and I may occasionally need to take breaks and recharge.

I’m always open for some plotting, and can be reached via  discord - just ping me here so I can send it in private.  I’m open to most RP here, discord, or in-game with no real preference for any.  If you want an easy way to hit me up, a tagged list of prompts is provided down below, or you can check Ric’s carrd for available hooks. Thanks!  - Teddy

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The Dangers of Fucking Voidsent

It is time kids. Gather round yonder camp fire, decimated giant chickens, or Garlean wreckage and let me alert you to the latest plague sweeping our great nation. Sex with Voidsent.

Now I know what you’re thinking. “Hey, I’m safe! I use protection. I’ve set up wards!” WRONG! No matter how well protected you think you are having sex with a voidsent can be as dangerous as stinking your dick in ceruleum. (Please do not stick your dick in ceruleum)

The youth of this nation seem to think hey, that sexy two thousand year old succubus living in some poor dead woman’s body is giving me bedroom eyes. Perhaps this is my chance to finally do the nasty! NO! YOU WOULD BE WRONG! THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT SUCCUBUS! First of all this is bordering on what we would call necrophilia since in order for a Succubus to manifest in this world they would have to inhabit the body of a dead person.

“But Doctor Ozerov, she is dead she isn’t using that body anymore! You must be some Nald’Thal worshiping loser!”

NO! I simply consider this quite unhygienic and a little rude to say the least.

Voidsent are alien entities who do not feel the same way we do. You may put your feelings on them but they cannot feel the same way about you. When you have sex with a Voidsent you are sticking your bits in or around another person’s bits who is being piloted by an entity from another dimension WHO WANTS TO EAT YOUR SOUL-ish thing.

So the next time you see that purple eyed monster looking you up and down remember that they’re a corpse riding hell beast looking to jump your bones and eat your aether.

#out of cards#good memories
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