some of you never had your favorite band have a massive announcement and that was a perfume and then a year another massive announcement and it was another perfume and then a year later another massive announcement and it was another perfume and a time when they didnt have a massive announcement and they told you via facebook that a beloved member would be leaving the band and tbh it shows
envy may be a deadly sin but oblivion is truly a blessing and i crave it
ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them
me stuck between being surprised but also not surprised because it's 2020 wtf am i supposed to feel
interviewer: oh a dog!
harry, unaware that that’s weird because him and louis have owned dogs together for years: ...yeah?
harry: OH
harry: y’know what I don’t even know if dogs are real tbh they seem mythical
behind the scenes of total access interview 05.04.20
Akinator has been ruined because half the questions I get are about video game streamers no matter how many times I tell him it’s not a streamer and no matter what I’m trying to get him to find
Akinator now will be like “is it a yellow electric mouse from Pokémon” and I’ll be like yes and the next question will be like “did it get in trouble for saying the F slur during a 48 hour stream of fortnite”
when he was asked his favourite curse word and he made that “ccccccc” sound I genuinely thought he was about to say cunt I WAS READY TO ASCEND
Well, fuck me.
I’ve found it.
Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”
me: there’s no way tatbilb can convincingly convey a love triangle in the sequel they already made peter kavinsky the perfect love interest tatbilb: casts jordan fisher as john ambrose me:
24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose
some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵
in today’s episode of riverdale jugheads teacher will *spins wheel* throw himself out the window and then cheryl will *spins wheel* try to drown the demonic doll of her unborn twin brother who she absorbed in the womb and archie will *spins wheel* get shot at by gangsters because he’s running a community centre?
