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I know ain't nobody following me on this shit anymore, but a bitch is making a comeback, so idk bro hit me up if you want to talk or some shit

#no this is not a mistake #i really posted something #turns out i am still alive #funny huh #&* (ooc) psychobabble

mctherfvckers

you know dAMN WELL I AM BEYOND YOUR RULES CHILD!!! I AM FUCKING EXEMPT FROM THIS!!!!! HOW CAN I NOT BE EXEMPT FROM THIS MALARKEY????? FUCKING YOUTHS DISRESPECTING THEIR ELDERS, LIKE MY BACK BREAKING WORK DIDN’T GET YOU WHERE YOU ARE TODAY!! WHERE IS THE APPRECIATION? WHERE IS THE LOYALTY? WHERE, MY FORMER FRIEND, IS THE R E S P E C T?!?!?! ( because a bitch got glasses and can’t fucking see where the respect for me is )

and how very mother fucking DARE YOU LIKE MY CALL OUT POST?!?! [ please note that this photo is titled *clutches pearls* ]

Submitted by aintashes

#aintashes #░▒▌o o c —— ❛ all the shit you’re not here for「general」#submission

mctherfvckers

bring this back from the dead, because something very hurtful has just come to my attention and therefore a call out post must be made.

like????..... wTF GRANDPA ( @aintashes ) like i’m legit gonna have to walk into the fucking living room now for you to even see this, because you’re a shit fuck. hOW VERY DARE YOU??!?!?! see this is that shit that i’m talking about people think you’re the fucking angel of love but really you’re the demon of betrayal!!!!!

#aintashes #░▒▌o o c —— ❛ all the shit you’re not here for「general」

mctherfvckers

dear indie rp community, I never should have left you. with all the love, jana aka dumbass

#░▒▌o o c —— ❛ all the shit you’re not here for「general」

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hoechlin

Tyler Hoechlin as Marty in Stratton (2017)

#░▒▌d e r e k —— ❛ more wolf than man more monster than wolf「tag」#░▒▌d e r e k —— ❛ flippin the bird for posterity sake「images」#░▒▌a w a y —— ❛ free to queue the greatest here tonight「queued」

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hoechlin

#░▒▌d e r e k —— ❛ more wolf than man more monster than wolf「tag」#░▒▌d e r e k —— ❛ flippin the bird for posterity sake「images」

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alaynestone

1.10 ASYLUM

that attitude right there? that’s why i always got the extra cookie.

#░▒▌d e a n —— ❛ why’s there a camera on my phone「images」#░▒▌d e a n —— ❛ savin people huntin things the family business「tag」

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ofbrokenhope-a

my touch is black and poisonous // nothing like my punch-drunk kiss

#░▒▌d e r e k —— ❛ a sadistic fuck in a leather jacket「aesthetic」#░▒▌d e r e k —— ❛ if only there was a single fuck left to give「mood」#░▒▌d e r e k —— ❛ more wolf than man more monster than wolf「tag」

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deamaia

100 Days of Magnus Bane → 40/100

↳ The Fair Folk

#░▒▌m a g n u s —— ❛ so he will never forget「images」#░▒▌m a g n u s —— ❛ the high warlock of brooklyn「tag」

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puppybuckley

This moment, to me, is so sad because for a split second you can see the walls that Magnus is using to hide how he’s really feeling starting to come down and for just a second it looks like he might actually tell Alec what’s really going on inside his head and that he’s not okay and that he’s not fine. Then, just like that, the walls are back up and the brave face is back on. And it’s heartbreaking because, like us, Alec knows the truth. He knows Magnus isn’t fine.

#░▒▌m a g n u s —— ❛ the high warlock of brooklyn「tag」#░▒▌m a g n u s —— ❛ so he will never forget「images」

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private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn

private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It's wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service - anyway, enough of me blathering on like a fool, how are you?

#dear god #i have never #identified with something #more in my #entire fucking life #kill me now #░▒▌o o c —— ❛ it was calling to me speaking to my soul「mun likes」

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acquiredcraving

❝ SOON I will fall asleep and I will wake from this terrible dream. The ( endless ) night will FALL, and I will RISE. I long for that night. I do not fear it. I have had my FILL of fear. I have stared too ~~long~~ into the abyss, and now the abyss stares BACK at me. ❞

INDEPENDENT ORIGINAL ( WENDIGO ) CHARACTER written by CLARY

#my life #always #follow #my #mother #fucking #LIFE #!!!!!!!AHHHHH!!!!!!!!#░▒▌p r o m o —— ❛ they’re the world’s greatest「bias」

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zackisontumblr

unorgasm.tumblr.com

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taehyungshadows

so ready for this Look™ to kill me

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darahdemonis

Soulmate AU wherein you feel everything your soulmate does, physically. So when they get hurt, when they have cramps, if they stub their toe, etc.

Enter Magnus, who’s immortal, and for centuries he only feels the things that happen to himself. He goes about life assuming he’ll never have a soulmate and he makes his peace with that. And then one day his nose starts to hurt because some motherfucker out there just walked into a goddamned door and that’s how Magnus Bane finds out that he has a soulmate.

#░▒▌i n t e r a c t —— ❛ someone please let me have it「wishlist」#░▒▌a w a y —— ❛ free to queue the greatest here tonight「queued」

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atlantisking

hawaiian-jesus

Jason in the May issue of GQ (with Steph Curry on the cover, if you’re looking for it)

Source: amazon.com

#░▒▌r e e s e —— ❛ orange is the happiest color「images」#░▒▌r e e s e —— ❛ orange personified the color not the fruit「tag」#░▒▌a w a y —— ❛ free to queue the greatest here tonight「queued」