koúrē, koúrē, fauna and flora-

-Bilbo Baggins at his 111th birthday party.

Our Lady of the Damp and Rain

Look upon this mighty work! Our Lady resplendent in gold!

I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

The light! Comes! From! The same! Place! As! The music!

tipsy girl at the club is a kind of paladin

1. Immune to fear

2. Can give people stronger saves through a charisma based aura

3. Can detect evil

4. Can cast spells?

5. Can definitely smite.

The logic is sound.

Now I'm picturing a order of women knights, that spend their time mostly being drunk. But when they get serious you do not want to be in their way because, well, smiting.

they recruit new members by sitting together noisily at the inn and shouting “hey! heeeeeyyyy! come drink with us, girlfriend! yeaaaaahhhh!” if they see a woman who looks kind of lonely or shy

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

LMAO

the jokes write themselves

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

Here’s my logic:

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

ohhh boy i love fanart!!

why is he white

yikes

instagram: smacmccreanor

getting second hand embarrassment on the dash tonight

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

New post!!!!

Thanks everyone for support me,

I appreciate it (*´з`) ～♡