whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

SIGOURNEY WEAVER BY HELMUT NEWTON (1983)

she’s not a saint and she’s not what you think. she’s a mattress

i need to press that man like a flower. get in the book boy

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

pleasures of the flesh tuesday

oh we won, this is gonna be a cinematic event

i love how truly unhinged speak now as an album is cause it's like OF COURSE if you give a dramatic 18-19 year old complete artistic freedom on an album she's gonna put a 7 minute diss track name-dropping (in the title!!) a famous rock star and a evanescence/twilight-esque orchestra number and a slut shaming pop punk anthem. just 0 filter whatsoever and yup!!!! it works!!!! i love you little blonde girl with a guitar, you can do whatever you want and we want to hear every weird idea that your crazy little mind comes up with

i cant believe that on this day, 70 years ago, captain america and bucky barnes had sex and created the us. amazing. happy birthday us.

my two favorite types of punctuation are ellipses and exclamation marks brcause of my pensive yet excitable nature

The more bisexuals in your life. The better

i love renaissance girls everyone had a belly and it was cool

An important tweet

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

I love evil gay people

one can imagine that the bond between a woman in her twenties and snoopy is comparable to the pledge of nuns to jesus christ