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@the-last-dillpickle / the-last-dillpickle.tumblr.com

"Home of the Dollar Dickle"(tm)
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He/him, late 20s, aroace. 

50% DS9 blog, 10% other Treks, 40% other stuff. Queue of twenty-five posts a day. This blog discusses NSFW topics, and sometimes reblogs NSFW art. Basically, reblogging just about anything trek I find interesting. I’m not picky about ships, so there’s a variety of them here as well as a variety of interpretations. I like it when relationships are messy. Also I’m cringe about Sloan, so be prepared for a lot of that. Kai Winn pussy pops.

Feel free to dm or send an ask if you need anything regularly tagged for. Currently, I am only tagging for: cw bugs

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gailynovelry

Sometimes it's useful to look at your dialogue and ask yourself, "would a real human being talk like that?" But it's also good to ask the follow-up questions of "would the way a real human being talks sound good here" and "does this character actually talk like a real human being or are they weird about it."

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When do you personally headcanon Julian was kidnapped by the Dominion?

I'm just curious - I personally don't see it happening until For the Uniform, the episode before Purgatory's Shadow, in which Julian doesn't make an appearance. But I know the uniform he's wearing makes it seem like it must have been pre-Rapture, meaning the Julian we see in those episodes would be the changeling.

And even though the changeling fooled everyone in his personal life, I'm kind of like rip i'm different i'd know if that wasn't julian y'know?

So yeah - what do you think?

My time to shine.

Julian states in 'Inquisition' that he was imprisoned for 37 days, correcting Sloan who states it was 5 weeks (so 5 weeks, 2 days total). The writers seem to stick with earth weeks the whole way through, which is plausible because it's a tv show.

In 'By Inferno's Light' Worf fights three times, the first time he breaks three, maybe four, ribs. The second time Martok announces that Worf won seven out of seven bouts, and the third time he faces the First and almost dies before escaping. It is *fairly* safe to assume these fighting sessions are on successive days, so the start of 'In Purgatory's Shadow' took place on day 34 of Julian's imprisonment.

Next we are going to jump to 'The Darkness and the Light', the episode where Kira is almost killed by a crazed Cardassian.

In that episode he goes to cut the baby out and Kira says: 'You can't bring it into the light! Not yet! Doctor Bashir said if I don't have at least three more weeks.'

This means that, as Kira went safely to term, 'The Begotten' must take place at least three weeks (21 days) after 'The Darkness and the Light'.

In 'In Purgatory's Shadow', Dax states that the O'Brien baby is 'less than a month old'. So that means 'The Begotten' must have taken place between one and four weeks previously. If we take it to be one week, then 34 - 28 = 6 days, making it most likely that Julian was taken just after 'Rapture', assuming that 'The Darkness and the Light' didn't start the day after Sisko's brain surgery. He seemed fully recovered and back at work, so it is likely that at least some time had passed between the two episodes.

If, however, we take the more likely scenario that baby Kirayoshi was closer to three weeks old (making Dax's rounding to 'less than a month' more plausible), then that would mean that 'The Darkness and the Light took place 42 days prior to 'In Purgatory's Shadow', meaning that Julian was still Julian when these events occurred.

He would, in fact, have been taken approximately 8 days after 'The Darkness and the Light' and 13 days before 'The Begotten'.

And finally, in 'If Wishes Were Horses' Julian canonically takes a nap in his uniform, pips, boots, and all. Best explanation for him being suited up despite being nabbed sleeping is that he just likes wearing his old uniform to bed.

Conclusion: Julian pulled on an old uniform to take a nap while at that burn conference sometime after making sure Kira was okay from the events of 'The Darkness and the Light' and his replacement stepped back onto the station just in time to be unable to save a baby Changeling for reasons that remain unclear, perhaps it was always impossible.

I hope it felt really bitter about that.

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lichrelly

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

  • sexual activity
  • how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

  • stealing my food 
  • stealing my lemons
  • my cat likes you more than me

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

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2boldlyqueer

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

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fellshish

Fandom lifehack you don’t have to insult other ships to defend your ship. In fact you can just ignore 2013 style ship wars

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patrick stewart really wanted people to believe picard had a secret action hero romantic lead side to him but he got really confused by what he personally likes doing on camera and the truth and reality of his character picards desires are like that of an ascetic monk and if u cracked his head open to see what he was thinking u would see a rotating horse on a grassy knoll

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You know what? We need an Anti-Garak. Like some Romulan guy everyone is convinced is a member of the Tal Shiar or something but he's literally just a dude who makes pastries.

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