Try to break my muse’s heart in a single sentence.
Try to break my muse’s heart in a single sentence.
to whom it may concern, if God lays a hand on that boy, I will singlehandedly rip God’s throat out.
Your smile reminds me what I fight for
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“It ain’t like that an’ if I could take it back I would, I swear it in Shiva’s name. I wasn’t thinkin’ an’ I already regret it more ‘n you know. He don’t understand it proper and that means you can’t either since he told you an’ you won’t listen t’ me. It ain’t-” He scowls and sighs. “It don’t matter. Damage is done, I can argue ‘til I’m blue an’ won’t change a thin’. I’m tryin’, okay? Hard t’ be what I need t’ be when I spent my whole life tryin’ to be somethin’ else.”
SCREAMS AND THROWS HERETICHEFANT AT JOYE FOR THE TMI MEME (idk what the question is. Just. Heretichefant)
Ladies and Gents, it is TMI Tuesday.
“It’s complicated, is what that is, and afore you go thinkin’ I’m just... just petty or somethin’, let me just remind you that Stephanivien is the best thing what ever happened to me an’ just about near everyone in the workshop, and if you ask me, he oughtta be enough for anyone. And when he and Haurchefant first got together, I thought... I thought, well, that’s alright, that is; his lordship’s real happy, and don’t they seem good for each other? So what if Haurchefant was a heretic back when the war was on? He’s a proper Ishgardian now, ain’t he? I told myself it was all fine...”She takes a deep breath, coloring behind her freckles. “And then - and then Haurchefant’s gotta go and be with somebody else, too, like his lordship ain’t enough! An’ o’ course he’s got all these reasons, all these excuses, but don’t everyone who sneaks around behind their lover’s back have excuses? And worst part is, his lordship agreed to it, so he says, he says Haurchefant’s got needs he ain’t meetin’, and- and-”Trembling, her hands curl into fists. “And he oughtta be enough for anyone. Anyone. Haurchefant’s a bleedin’ idiot, is what he is, and I wish he wasn’t such a good friend otherwise, ‘cause there’s days where I’d like to just put a bullet in ‘im and spare his lordship the misery.”
Ladies and Gents, it is TMI Tuesday.
I do not take pleasure in killing.
But I will not hesitate to put your enemies in the ground.
Reblog this if your muse gets nightmares.
“Maybe you could tell Khaida your story, she… might be able to rein me in, then. I don’t mean to make the food crawl off the plate at you.”
Joye stares at Gracie a moment, in unconcealed morbid fascination. “...Beggin’ your pardon, but it’s supposed to be dead afore you put it on the plate.”
“Most may be able to. But… er. I’m…. let’s just say that Khaida’s banned me from ever making meals on the road…. ”
“Used to be I was the same way! Couldn’t cook for nothin’. Took me a whole month in the Haillenarte kitchens afore they’d let me so much as touch the ingredients...”
“….Maybe I should stop trying to fight.. Try to learn… I don’t know, how to cook and not poison anyone in so doing…?”
“You say that like someone can’t do both!”
I would do anything to protect you, even if I must do UNTHINKABLE things to keep you safe
Michelle K., Rumbles From My Head