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Sky Unsundered

@exploringcastleoblivion / exploringcastleoblivion.tumblr.com

Sam | She/Her, Fandom blog. Currently into FFXIV, so expect lots of that. My main interests include Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Dishonored, Discworld, Tolkien, Star Wars. Sometimes I write and draw things.
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Someday if I find motivation and finish developing backstories, I may post more info on my ffxiv characters. Here's a quick overview in the meantime.

Characters:

Corinne Branchais: Female Wildwood Warrior of Light. Skilled Summoner and Dragoon. When not busy saving the star or lending a hand, can usually be found reading or fishing. On a mission to catch every type of fish on Etheirys…Eventually.

Belmont Lothaire: Appears to be a male Wildwood Blackmage. Actually a black-masked Ascian serving Lahabrea. Obsessed with pretzels and the Gold Saucer. Shows up now and then to cause varying amounts of trouble for Corinne and company.

#my posts#about#corinne#belmont#ffxiv#the pretzels thing started as a joke with a friend and then it stuck
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winduphathe
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bloomedwings

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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nuclear-wizard

I get it, man. The other day, I survived a shootout, only to realize that a stray bullet went through a mirror in such a way as to look from the camera's perspective like I got shot in the head through the mirror, so now I have to acknowledge that something that could be reasonably referred to as "me" really did die that day, and it's just like "jfc, gimme a BREAK"

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fipindustries

ugh dont even get me started on how the other day i tried to sit on the throne of my conquered foe and light a cigar to celebrate my victory but the lighter wouldnt work and it had to be lighted by the vizier who used to work for my enemy but that i enlisted to work as a double agent and help me in my coup. that jerk afterwards said with a devilish smile "ill always be at your service my liege" and i just KNOW that he said that exact same thing to the previous ruler. signifying that my victory was phyrric since i am still caught in an endless cycle of violence and betrayal. that really spoiled the whole mood

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rowlpal
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princessnijireiki

I love it so much when cartoon villains are like, "horrid greetings, your vile wretchedness," or "foul morning," "disgusting evening," "wicked nightmares," "sleep abominably, and bite the bed-bugs back" instead of normal salutations

#tropes
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