so we have sky high 2 and vampire cowboys vs. robo-zombie pirates from outer space in development, so i figured that i would try and write a movie too

who wants in

it’s called pulp fiction: the musical

i will have auditions. you will have to sing something, dance, and act and then i’ll cast you 

pulp fiction: the musical will be the best thing ever trust me

everyone below is invited to auditon, and whoever else i didn’t tag that wants to join is invited too

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*tap dances across the stage singing the entirety of les miserables in binary while reciting hamlet from memory*

@ask-books-a-million-octavia boop boop! beep beepity brupbup dooooooo…. bweee bwoop boop bweee? (Hey! Sometimes I get bored camping…. know any good books?)

Oh yes! I’m sure I can find something!  What kind of book do you like?

Bweeee, bwee boop boop bipbip chirrrrrr. Bwup beeep beep boop boop breeee! (Well, Ganymede likes bird books. Sometimes other birds come listen too!)

Ah! Well, we do have a couple field guides around the nature section! Let me go get them!

*comes back with a handful of birdwatching field guides* Alright, take your pick!

*looks at all of them* *slowly looks up* *slowly takes all of them* Chirrrrrr….. (Yes…….)

Okay then! Well, I don’t normally do this, but I’ll pay for those. Just don’t tell anyone, okay?

Beep boop boop bwop bwuu. Bweep boo! (My oratory servos are sealed. Thanks friend!)

@ask-books-a-million-octavia boop boop! beep beepity brupbup dooooooo…. bweee bwoop boop bweee? (Hey! Sometimes I get bored camping…. know any good books?)

Oh yes! I’m sure I can find something!  What kind of book do you like?

Bweeee, bwee boop boop bipbip chirrrrrr. Bwup beeep beep boop boop breeee! (Well, Ganymede likes bird books. Sometimes other birds come listen too!)

Ah! Well, we do have a couple field guides around the nature section! Let me go get them!

*comes back with a handful of birdwatching field guides* Alright, take your pick!

*looks at all of them* *slowly looks up* *slowly takes all of them* Chirrrrrr..... (Yes.......)

We're makin' a movie!

Howdy folks! @ask-subway-mei and I are makin’ a movie, and we need actors! The film is called “Vampire Cowboys vs. Robo-Zombie Pirates from Outer Space” We’ll need someone tuh play the president, vampire cowboys, vampire western vixens, robo-zombie pirates, civilians, and soldiers! Don’t worry about the film crew, I already took care of that. SO WHO’S IN!?

@ask-hhgreg-bastion @ask-princessauto-bastion @ask-rei-bastion @ask-toysrus-bastion @ask-walmart-hanzo @ask-petsmart-zenyatta @ask-claires-dva @ask-whataburger-young-mccree @ask-kmart-mercy @ask-toysrus-roadhog @ask-walmart-tracer @ask-walmart-roadhog @ask-starbucks-dva @ask-starbucks-mercy @ask-starbucks-lucio @ask-starbucks-symmetra @ask-starbucks-widowmaker @askgamestop-sombra @ask-baskinrobbins-sombra @ask-baskinrobbins-mei @ask-hilton-hotel-mccree @ask-target-tracer @ask-target-lucio @ask-mcdonalds-mccree @ask-whataburger-reaper @ask-whataburger-sombra @ask-whataburger-dva @ask-whataburger-adult-mccree @ask-cinemark-orisa @ask-forever-21-hanzo @ask-sprint-mobile-tracer @ask-sprint-mobile-emily @ask-planetfitness-zarya @ask-planetfitness-reinhardt @ask-halfpricebooks-zarya @ask-hottopic-gabrielreyes @ask-hottopic-dva @ask-hottopic-reaper @ask-hottopic-sombra @ask-walgreens-ana @ask-walgreens-winston @ask-walgreens-mercy @ask-walgreens-dva @ask-walgreens-genji @ask-asel-76 @ask-dsw-mccree @ask-costco-junkrat @ask-toysrus-efi @ask-timmies-zenyatta @ask-kanihouse-hanzo @ask-kanihouse-genji @ask-books-a-million-octavia @ask-petsmart-hanzo @ask-petsmart-lucio @ask-rite-aid-mercy @ask-littlecaesars-hanzo @ask-regal-cinemas-genji @ask-kiwi-mercy @ask-ihop-hanzo @ask-ihop-mccree @ask-country-mart-mercy @ask-popeyes-orisa @ask-samsclub-genji @ask-partycity-zarya @ask-partycity-junkrat @ask-macys-widowmaker @ask-nintendo-symmetra @ask-subway-winston @ask-subway-dva @ask-subway-younghardt @ask-aaronbrothers-mccree @ask-joanns-soldier76 @ask-jack-from-statefarm @ask-joann-fabric-ana @ask-amazon-dva @ask-starbucks-orisa @ask-jackinthebox-solider76 @ask-liquor-store-genji @ask-bedbath-n-beyond-zenyatta @ask-firehouse-zarya @ask-kofi-genji @ask-spirit-genji @ask-what-a-burger-peggyschuyler

If I didn’t tag ya, feel free tuh let me know if ya want a role in the movie!

Bweep bweep bweep! (Me me me!)

@ask-hilton-hotel-mccree @ask-holiday-inn-genji Boop beep boopbeep beep beep bop bweeeeee? (Who needs hotels when you’ve got camping?)

um, who needs camping when you have a hotel? no way am i getting dirt under my armor, dry cleaning is way worse than any minibar bill~

Boop… boop…. bweee? (But… but… nature?)

but nothing, my omnic friend. our complimentary cable includes plenty of nature channels 😘

…… boop boop beep bwerp?

(…. do you allow birds?)

oh, of course! would you like to make a reservation?

……. beep beep beep boop boop chirrrrrrrr……

(…..I feel like I’m a traitor…..)

*robotic sigh* Beep. (Sure.)

don’t worry ‘bout it, buddy! i’ll setcha up real nice 😄

Beep boop... (Thank you...)

@ask-hilton-hotel-mccree @ask-holiday-inn-genji Boop beep boopbeep beep beep bop bweeeeee? (Who needs hotels when you’ve got camping?)

um, who needs camping when you have a hotel? no way am i getting dirt under my armor, dry cleaning is way worse than any minibar bill~

Boop… boop…. bweee? (But… but… nature?)

but nothing, my omnic friend. our complimentary cable includes plenty of nature channels 😘

…… boop boop beep bwerp?

(…. do you allow birds?)

oh, of course! would you like to make a reservation?

....... beep beep beep boop boop chirrrrrrrr......

(.....I feel like I'm a traitor.....)

*robotic sigh* Beep. (Sure.)

@ask-hilton-hotel-mccree @ask-holiday-inn-genji Boop beep boopbeep beep beep bop bweeeeee? (Who needs hotels when you’ve got camping?)

um, who needs camping when you have a hotel? no way am i getting dirt under my armor, dry cleaning is way worse than any minibar bill~

Boop… boop…. bweee? (But… but… nature?)

but nothing, my omnic friend. our complimentary cable includes plenty of nature channels 😘

...... boop boop beep bwerp?

(.... do you allow birds?)

@ask-hilton-hotel-mccree @ask-holiday-inn-genji Boop beep boopbeep beep beep bop bweeeeee? (Who needs hotels when you’ve got camping?)

um, who needs camping when you have a hotel? no way am i getting dirt under my armor, dry cleaning is way worse than any minibar bill~

Boop... boop.... bweee? (But... but... nature?)

@ask-hilton-hotel-mccree @ask-holiday-inn-genji Boop beep boopbeep beep beep bop bweeeeee? (Who needs hotels when you’ve got camping?)

I’ll admit, campin’s fun. Some folks jus’ don’t like the outdoors, ya know.

Bweep bwa! Beep boopity boop. (I see! I get it now.)

Boop Boop! (Hi There!)

Beep beep boop bwoopbwoop boo-doooo (Come on down, I’ll help you camp!)

hi can you kill me

Bwoop whirrrrrrr? (Uh whyyyyyy?)

i want 2 die

Bweee boop beeep, bwoo bwooopbwee! (That's not good, go outside!)

Boop Boop! (Hi There!)

Beep beep boop bwoopbwoop boo-doooo (Come on down, I’ll help you camp!)

hi can you kill me

Bwoop whirrrrrrr? (Uh whyyyyyy?)

@ask-books-a-million-octavia boop boop! beep beepity brupbup dooooooo…. bweee bwoop boop bweee? (Hey! Sometimes I get bored camping…. know any good books?)

Oh yes! I’m sure I can find something!  What kind of book do you like?

Bweeee, bwee boop boop bipbip chirrrrrr. Bwup beeep beep boop boop breeee! (Well, Ganymede likes bird books. Sometimes other birds come listen too!)