Band Member, Pizza Addict And Lover Of Shit Memes

why are my hands cold but not the rest of me

The ghosts are holding your hands

how romantic……

if i say “make me” and u don’t say something nasty back u not the one 4 me

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

There shouldn’t be a stigma about going to the movies alone. The activity where you can’t talk to someone should be the one you can do alone.:::

The thought of a ghost that moans may have been started by children whose parents were having sex in the adjacent room and denied having heard the sounds.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

If you haven’t seen the .gif

How you miss the most important part 

I have a hard time watching NSFW videos because they remind me that I don’t have a job.

FREAKIN BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE.

*cHOKES ON DRINK*

Beau Taplin, “The Awful Truth”  (via alunit)

THIS. IS. AMAZING.

That Seems Totally Unnecessary. 

Don’t slap pandas

I’m crying…🤣🤣🤣