I want a beautiful woman to come sweep me off my feet and carry me away.

Or kick my ass

Or-

On second thought I’ll keep that one to myself.

Don’t think I’m strong enough to carry you, miss. :O

Hm…I could probably carry you.

Don’t think that would be great on your image. But I’m sure you could!! :D

Of course I could. -She flexes- Gotta do something with these, right?

-She giggles- Guess it would be a waste otherwise.

Want me to try?

Is that alright?

Of course! I’m always ready to show off.

I’m ready..!

Hup! *picks her up like a princess* See? No trouble.

Woah..!! You weren’t kidding.

I don’t kid when it comes to muscles.

You’re amazing..!

Oh, I wouldn’t say THAT.

I sure would!

I want a beautiful woman to come sweep me off my feet and carry me away.

Or kick my ass

Or-

On second thought I’ll keep that one to myself.

Don’t think I’m strong enough to carry you, miss. :O

Hm…I could probably carry you.

Don’t think that would be great on your image. But I’m sure you could!! :D

Of course I could. -She flexes- Gotta do something with these, right?

-She giggles- Guess it would be a waste otherwise.

Want me to try?

Is that alright?

Of course! I’m always ready to show off.

I’m ready..!

Hup! *picks her up like a princess* See? No trouble.

Woah..!! You weren’t kidding.

I don’t kid when it comes to muscles.

You're amazing..!

I want a beautiful woman to come sweep me off my feet and carry me away.

Or kick my ass

Or-

On second thought I’ll keep that one to myself.

Don’t think I’m strong enough to carry you, miss. :O

Hm…I could probably carry you.

Don’t think that would be great on your image. But I’m sure you could!! :D

Of course I could. -She flexes- Gotta do something with these, right?

-She giggles- Guess it would be a waste otherwise.

Want me to try?

Is that alright?

Of course! I’m always ready to show off.

I’m ready..!

Hup! *picks her up like a princess* See? No trouble.

Woah..!! You weren't kidding.

I want a beautiful woman to come sweep me off my feet and carry me away.

Or kick my ass

Or-

On second thought I’ll keep that one to myself.

Don’t think I’m strong enough to carry you, miss. :O

Hm…I could probably carry you.

Don’t think that would be great on your image. But I’m sure you could!! :D

Of course I could. -She flexes- Gotta do something with these, right?

-She giggles- Guess it would be a waste otherwise.

Want me to try?

Is that alright?

Of course! I’m always ready to show off.

I'm ready..!

I want a beautiful woman to come sweep me off my feet and carry me away.

Or kick my ass

Or-

On second thought I’ll keep that one to myself.

Don’t think I’m strong enough to carry you, miss. :O

Hm…I could probably carry you.

Don’t think that would be great on your image. But I’m sure you could!! :D

Of course I could. -She flexes- Gotta do something with these, right?

-She giggles- Guess it would be a waste otherwise.

Want me to try?

Is that alright?

I want a beautiful woman to come sweep me off my feet and carry me away.

Or kick my ass

Or-

On second thought I’ll keep that one to myself.

Don’t think I’m strong enough to carry you, miss. :O

Hm…I could probably carry you.

Don’t think that would be great on your image. But I’m sure you could!! :D

Of course I could. -She flexes- Gotta do something with these, right?

-She giggles- Guess it would be a waste otherwise.

I want a beautiful woman to come sweep me off my feet and carry me away.

Or kick my ass

Or-

On second thought I’ll keep that one to myself.

Don’t think I’m strong enough to carry you, miss. :O

Hm…I could probably carry you.

Don't think that would be great on your image. But I'm sure you could!! :D

I want a beautiful woman to come sweep me off my feet and carry me away.

Or kick my ass

Or-

On second thought I’ll keep that one to myself.

Don't think I'm strong enough to carry you, miss. :O

The best buy you could make it a date with me. ;)

Dates are tasty! Ya got any?

I meant a date to a place, not the food. They are tasty, though.

*has a little piglet on her head* Hah! You just witnessed my blinding cheese single secret attack, luv! *pulls out more food from her yoga pants* I got more where that came from!! Wanna picnic or something!?!

I’ve seen some weird stuff in my time, but this takes the cake.

I got some of that! *reaches for her back pockets and pulls out a fistful of cake* Want some, luv?

I'll pass, thanks.

*has a little piglet on her head* Hah! You just witnessed my blinding cheese single secret attack, luv! *pulls out more food from her yoga pants* I got more where that came from!! Wanna picnic or something!?!

I've seen some weird stuff in my time, but this takes the cake.

I’m Moira and today I’m going to show you how to recreate the human reproductive system with nothing but a toothpick and a piece of cardboard.

Should I be taking notes? :O

I wonder if the rest of the Overwatch team is here…

Hiya!!

Dies. @ask-bestbuy-tracer

NO FEAR!