Would anyone like to join me at my favorite restaurant?

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it would be a pleasure to come.

its time

Wtf did i just watch

ITS TIME

WE HAVE AWAKENED

Someone came in and switched all the active TVs in the store to this:

I’m not even mad. I’m impressed.

 it’s in my establishment as well  @ask-dollartree-somra ....

ATTENTION MEMBERS OF TALON

we were denied the chsnce to watch movies with those darn overwatch people.

but not this time!

instead, we will have our own movie nite.

WHO IS WITH ME

me

YEAH!

Me pls

WE ARE GROWING

A joint effort between Talon and Vishkar is requested. I desire to watch movies.

ALLOWED

I will be attending too. Since, of course, I am a Talon agent as well. I’m you. I’ll bring the chips

Can I come along? I’m banned from most establishments, and I figure you guys can relate.

may i acquire an invitation as well.

Are you team @ask-walmart-hanzo or team @dont-ask-target-genji ?

Team @dont-ask-target-genji because i would never be on a team with a brother killer

I would take an arrow for you :‘I

Team @ask-walmart-hanzo because Genji wont give my his paycheck that he’ll waste on ice cream he can’t eat

How dare you!!! My heart is broken!!

@dont-ask-target-genji Because I’m in love with him. Just kidding, no one could love him. It’s because of the ice cream. He always has ice cream.

Team @dont-ask-target-genji because Hanzo refuses to wear a real shirt in my store and them yells at me when I won’t serve him

You’re right. Shirts are the only thing that separate a man from an animal.

Speaking of separating the man from the animal

is he a man or a wolf like you can only choose one

He is a man who thinks he is a wolf. I believe the youth call them ‘furries’, @ask-walmart-hanzo

Team @dont-ask-target-genji​. Sorry @ask-walmart-hanzo There isn’t any walmarts in Straya

It is called fashion and it keeps me warm in the chilly months

Team @dont-ask-target-genji cause Hanzo is a furry.

This just in: @ask-walmart-hanzo is gonna try to vore all of us with his dragon fursonas

is that a challenge?

Please DO NOT DO THAT

Team @ask-apple-symmetra and @ask-jcpenney-symmetra, because we are perfection

Oh yes we are.

Excuse me you missed me out.

@ask-microsoft-symmetra I could never forget one of my sister’s in the fight against Samsung

@ask-buildabear-symmetra @ask-lego-symmetra @ask-microsoft-symmetra @ask-bestbuy-symmetra @ask-jcpenney-symmetra

Sisters, let us team up. We can defeat all who stand in our way.

@ask-radioshack-symmetra you are already in the Samsung fighting. Join us.

It's a pleasure fighting with you all

I say you’re great all the time, where’s my free pancakes

excuse me I don’t have ears what did you say

You’re great, better than I-Hop

I think a full truck of flapjacks is coming right your way

Onto junkrats word, your establishment is highly adequate

@ my overwatch friends

I wish I could hug you all

@ask-buildabear-symmetra @ask-microsoft-symmetra @ask-apple-symmetra we’re multiplying

First, ipads. Then, the world.

RISE

Are you team @ask-walmart-hanzo or team @dont-ask-target-genji ?

Team @dont-ask-target-genji because i would never be on a team with a brother killer

I would take an arrow for you :‘I

Team @ask-walmart-hanzo because Genji wont give my his paycheck that he’ll waste on ice cream he can’t eat

How dare you!!! My heart is broken!!

@dont-ask-target-genji Because I’m in love with him. Just kidding, no one could love him. It’s because of the ice cream. He always has ice cream.

Team @dont-ask-target-genji because Hanzo refuses to wear a real shirt in my store and them yells at me when I won’t serve him

You’re right. Shirts are the only thing that separate a man from an animal.

Speaking of separating the man from the animal

is he a man or a wolf like you can only choose one

He is a man who thinks he is a wolf. I believe the youth call them ‘furries’, @ask-walmart-hanzo

Team @dont-ask-target-genji​. Sorry @ask-walmart-hanzo There isn’t any walmarts in Straya

It is called fashion and it keeps me warm in the chilly months

Team @dont-ask-target-genji cause Hanzo is a furry.

This just in: @ask-walmart-hanzo is gonna try to vore all of us with his dragon fursonas

is that a challenge?

Please DO NOT DO THAT

Team @ask-apple-symmetra and @ask-jcpenney-symmetra, because we are perfection

G’day!

Junkrat here, fer all your electrical appliance needs! Most of this stuff doesn’t go boom, but ALL of it’s on liquidation sale.

Anybody in need of a blender? A fridge, perhaps? How’s about an Xbox? Several thousand tellies? An internet dongle perchance?

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Salutations.