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Halo | Albedo and Xiao Haver

@centuriantalevevo / centuriantalevevo.tumblr.com

[THANK YOU KARMA- (pfp by: https://www.tumblr.com/fallencrowkarma?source=share )] https://halostumbler.carrd.co I'M 18 BITCH I'm bisexual- and Nonbinary (so use they/them on me ty), I own CenturianTale on YouTube (NOT VenturianTale), you can go subscribe, and follow me on Instagram (@centuriantentaclemanorgoddess) and Wattpad(@VT_CenturianKid) I'm now an Albedo Haver since around 11 PM 11/23/2021... as a F2P (technically. I got Welkin moon as an early Christmas present.. like.. hella early), and on the first try too. won the 50/50, I'm also now a Xiao Haver as of 01/07/2022... I spent 100 dollars because I lost the 50/50 to Diluc so I kinda lost my F2P Status.. but I'm not gonna spend that much again- Klee came home on 07/13/22 SCARAMOUCHE IS HOME 12/06/22 MAMA WOULD BE PROUD
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Anonymous asked:

op, you might want to take down the ar live clip just bc niji specifically asked for no screenshots or recordings and it’s an easy way to get sued with japan laws 😅 sharing it in dms might be fine but idk about publicly posting kt

Unfortunately, I can't send through DMs on Tumblr and it's too big for discord, and too long for Instagram, this was the next best thing.

Now that I think about it I can just put it into media fire, share the link, and then disguise it as an UTAU vb or some shit

#halo; random shit#halo; anon
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"Mama Knows Best"

Alastor's mama is heeerrreee-

Includes: Vox cameo rip bozo lmao, mentions of murder and cannibalism, minor police brutality mentions, 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned', Alastor is prolly OOC but fuck you-, Alastor's mom is a badass prove me wrong-- oh wait, YOU CAN'T-, Very much mama's boy energy, she gives 'boy mom' energy in a way, but she's just a very affectionate and loving mama, she's not one of those "No one knows him like his mommy does" type mom's lol-, slight Men Slander(TM) but to be fair, men were on some sort of drugs back in the day ok?-, mentions of child abuse, persona cameo because fuck you, feel free to imagine Halo as you tho, I tried to do a little bit of quick research on Jambalaya, plz tell me if I got something wrong-, tate mentioned, alpha male dudes mentioned lmao, the grief of a parent losing their child is always the strongest grief
Nora's name is totally not inspired by Nora from the first season of American Horror Story from the 1920s, why would you think that? That's just stupid, you're crazy and no one will ever believe you!
#halo; random shit#halo; writing#alastor#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#alastor the radio demon#the radio demon#alastor headcanons#hazbin hotel headcanon#fanfic#self indulgent#self insert#i love giving myself cameos#fuck vox lmao
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luminarai

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

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luminarai

Quick artist’s rendition

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hirsheyskisses
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zuko-always-lies

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Please reblog this post, so it will get more votes!

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zuko-always-lies

And again, please reblog this post!

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zuko-always-lies

So far: 34 votes, only 5 reblogs.

#halo; random shit#halo; reblog#reblog rn#reblog#reblogging#reblogging is appreciated
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Since my birthday's coming up, as per tradition, my dad will be taking me (and likely my nanny, little sister, and step mom with us) out for dinner for my birthday! He asked where I wanna go... I'm torn between 4 choices, so I'd like whoever finds this to help me out!!

(Going on all platforms I have to get more answers)

It says 1 week but it ends in 2 days-

#halo; random shit#tumblr polls#my polls#polls#random polls
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hellsite-hall-of-fame

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

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dismantlerepaired
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thegingerbalrog
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onwardwall
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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

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tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama 

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my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

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roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

When Russia makes this post illegal

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earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

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dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

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ace-aussie-asshole
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merakiui

one time my bf was fucking me and he was expecting a call from a job offer at the time and they actually called while he was rearranging my guts so he stopped and answered the phone while still in me and the guy on the other line goes “mind if we just conduct the interview now so you don’t have to come in?” and this boy goes “sure” and then KEEPS FUCKING ME. he was on this phone interview for probably 20 minutes while absolutely wrecking my shit and at one point i started whining and he just put a hand around my throat and went harder and kept talking about sales with this guy on the other line and when i tell you i’ve never been more turned on in my life.....

AND he got the job.

#halo; nsfw#halo; reblog#I-#WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN?!
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