How

R these even real people ??

Stop it

@hairyharrybeenliftin 

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

is this a real picture omfg???

The picture is real because you can see it with your Eyes

“This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before”

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

good luck to linguistics in the future trying to explain this

I cosplayed Edna Mode from The Incredibles at Holiday Matsuri and needless to say I spent the day hunting down characters with capes and getting irrationally angry at them

AWESOME !!!! 😍

NO CAPES!

hahaha I remember seeing you xD

if you can’t handle me at my worst then we already have something in common

@supertinkerbell

making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever

If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic

no but seriously imagine it this way

a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object

you must be fun at parties

when u finally catch that Pokemon u been tryin to find for forty minutes

me: can i say something mean and petty?

my friends, sitting at the edge of their chairs, alert and ready: absolutely

@supertinkerbell @scxsaac

if you can’t handle me at my worst then we already have something in common

@supertinkerbell