YEAH BOI

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called

Remembering the password is *useful*, rememebring the name of Goobers isn’t inherently so.

fair

the bit of animation where peter throws the monitor behind them as they run is basically my favorite thing

he got that password by watching a mirrored reflection of her hands, through a grate in the ceiling.

but still has to peck at the letters with single fingers

#listen the inherent core of any Spider-Man is a blend of hyper-competence and absolute chaotic disaster energy #this is just the middle-aged disaster version instead of the teenager disaster version (galwednesday)

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath.

Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me.

Babymetal with Rob Halford

What I’m getting from this is Babymetal is collecting Metal Grandpas and Dads and I for one, love it.

*blows a kiss to the monitor* for fanfiction writers

the ABSOLUTE nonsense

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES

He’s trying his best :(

ya know in hunger games: catching fire with the clock that has a new danger every hour?

that’s 2020

Okay this one is slightly better because it’s filled with genuine malice beyond a single fact about me. The problem with THIS insult, however, is that your anger with me specifically is coming through so thick that I can tell you’re attacking me from an emotional place and not a logical one, making it kind of hollow.

Additionally, I have no idea where you got 3 different parts of your argument; sad brony, clown aesthetic, guilt trip over a VR headset.

The clown aesthetic I guess I understand because I talk about my interest in clowns a lot, but that’s like saying I have a “ghost aesthetic” because I like ghosts or a “video game aesthetic” because I like videogames.

The other two I legit have no idea where you’re getting those from, which makes me think that you saw a stray post or two of mine and established an idea of what I must be like in your head from a subjective perspective based on a few strands of information.

This is definitely a step up though! We’ve graduated from grade school to middle-school.

If anyone else has one I’d love to get one more good one in! The bar is pretty low so far so hit me with a juicy one. I’m going to bed soon and I want you to hit me with something that I’ll be thinking about when I wake up in the morning!