radagast

Lena Waithe out here serving the truth:

can y’all just stay home next time if you’re not gonna even try

Zazie Beetz at the 2019 Met Gala

heathers (1989)

Pamela Des Barres by Allen Daviau

Lynda Carter photographed by Steve Schapiro | 1981

Maison Martin Margiela Fall 2012 Couture Runway Details

SZA | “Supermodel” | Directed by Nabil | 2017 .

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

Alexander McQueen | Spring/Summer 2018

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

―  “I thought you’d never wake up” ―  “I thought I’d never want to”

Sleepers (1996)

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.