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       she rolls her eyes , biting the inside of her lip to reign in a smile and gives his idea a few seconds worth of thought .    ❝    where the hell did you come up wi'this idea ??    ❞    which is practically a YES but she loves hearing where peter pulls this shit out from .

❛ mmmactually, i don’t know. i’ve never even read doctor seuss, but i think they’d look snazzy on us ! we’d be matching pajama buddies. or just t-shirt buddies. it can go either way ! impulsiveness had been the driving force behind his whacky ideas he believed to be infallible. in most cases, they were. most. most certainly not all the time. aw c’mon, des. really ? don’t you know already ? ‘m always filled with ideas of the awesome variety. 

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❛ why are you telling me this ? that’s not what i asked. he brings up the image once more, just a simple yes or no, have you seen this man before ? that’s all you have to tell me. 
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        ❝    i'm TELLING you because once you know when and where i saw him ya gonna be so FUCKIN' happy you're gonna wanna buy me dinner and i DON'T like italian .   ❞    she huffs , waiting for him to acknowledge that he's going to listen when she discloses the information .

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          so, i had to deal with a guy ❜ he sighed,  but held up a tiny glass tube .  but i got it. ❜ 
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       she leans forward , examining the small thing hands-off .    ❝    what is it , again ?    ❞    the particles trapped inside are pretty in a way that makes des very wary of why having such a little amount is sufficient .

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okay, babe, but listen to me, alright ? hear me out ! three words: doctor. seuss. shirts. how fucking awesome would that be ?! i’ll be thing one and you can be thing two ! OR ! better yet, i’ll be thing two, ‘cause you’re number one no matter what. okay ? okay ! 
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       she rolls her eyes , biting the inside of her lip to reign in a smile and gives his idea a few seconds worth of thought .    ❝    where the hell did you come up wi'this idea ??    ❞    which is practically a YES but she loves hearing where peter pulls this shit out from .

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Meet the People in My Muse’s Life

Send a Symbol, and they’ll tell you about:

🌻 - Their Father 🌷 - Their Mother 🌟 - A Different Family Member 🐶 - A Pet 👊 - A Best Friend 👋 - A Friend 🔍  - An Acquaintance 🍼 - A Child (Theirs or Not) 🎭 - A Former Friend 👿 - An Enemy 📪 - A Neighbor 💘 - A Love Interest 👻  - Someone They Don’t See Often 💀 - Someone Deceased ☀️ - Someone who Can “Turn Lemons into Lemonade” ☔️ - Someone who Can “Turn Lemonade into Lemons” 🍀 - Someone Lucky 🍰 - Someone who Loves Food 🍜 - Someone who’s A Great Cook

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Emilie Autumn Sentence Meme

Opheliac Part 3

  • “It’s not the time, it’s not the place. I’m just another pretty face.”
  • “You’re not the first, you’re not the last. How many more? Don’t even ask.
  • “You’re one more dead composer.”
  • “Do I need you? Yes and no.”
  • “Do I want you? Maybe so.”
  • “You’re getting warmer.”
  • “Did you plan this all along? Did you care if it was wrong?”
  • “Misery loves company and company loves more. More loves everybody else but hell is others.”
  • “I’m not for you, you’re not for me.”
  • “I’ll kill you first! You wait and see, you devil undercover!”
  • “You’re not a prince, you’re not a friend, you’re just a child, and in the end you’re one more selfish lover.”
  • “You’re so easy to read but the book is boring me.”
  • “Pray for me If you want to.”
  • “Pray for me If you care.”
  • “Pray for me If you dare.”
  • “God help me, I don’t see how I can live this way.”
  • “I don’t know why he’s touching me.”
  • “Won’t you shine in my direction and help me?” 
  • “Won’t you lend me your protection and help me?”
  • “Believe me, this wasn’t what I wanted.”
  • “But no, I can’t leave, he’s got me.”
  • “Am I guilty or am I just waiting around for the tide to come in, so the truth can come out?”
  • “If I had a dollar for every time I repented the sin and commit the same crime I’d be sitting on top of the world today.”
  • “Just maybe I’ll learn to help myself.”
  • “Speak to me, don’t leave me, he’s burning me.”
  • “Places, everyone: this is a test! Throw your stones, do your damage, your worst and your best, all the world is a judge!“
  • “That doesn’t compare to what I do to myself when you’re not there.”
  • “Don’t make me choose, I’ve got too much to lose.”
  • “God help me, God help me, God help me, God help me!”
  • “She can’t recall what it was like to feel.”
  • “This room’s gonna be my grave and there is no one who can save me.”
  • “How long can I live this way? Is there no one I can pay to let me go?”
  • “I’m half sick of shadows, I want to see the sky.”
  • “Everyone else can watch as the sun goes down, so why can’t I?”
  • “I’ve been waiting for the day I will surely die and it’s here.”
  • “I’ve been told that I’ll die before I’m old.”
  • “That man’s gonna be my death because he’s all I ever wanted in my life.”
  • “I know he doesn’t know my name and that all the girls are all the same to him.”
  • “I’ve got to get out of this place because I don’t think I can face another night.”
  • “I can’t see the sky.”
  • “So I’ll meet my death but with my last breath I’ll sing to him my love.”
  • “So the story fits But then I could have guessed it all along.”
  • “Now some drama queen is gonna write a song for me.”
  • “Well then that explains a thing or two.”
  • “I know I’m the cursed one, I know I’m meant to die.”
  • “Everyone else can watch as their dreams untie. So why can’t I?”
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Medical RP Starters!

"You don't look so hot."
"Let me help you up."
"You're not going looking like that!"
"Okay...hospital. Now."
"Back to bed."
"I'm dizzy."
"I think I broke my wrist."
"Here. Rinse your mouth."
"Are you sure you're okay? No. No, you're not. Get back in the house."
"Maybe you should get going."
"What the hell happened to you?!"
"I can't breathe."
"Holy shit, you're turning blue!"
"You need to lie down."
"I need to lie down."
"Hey. Can you hear me? You had a seizure."
"If you get me sick, I swear to God--"
"Hey--Look at me!"
"Tell me where it hurts."
"Why are you so scared of the doctor?"
"I need some help over here!"
"Ow!!"
"Do you need some water?"
"Is that blood?!"
"Are you choking?"
"Can you hear me?"
"What...what happened?"
"I burned myself pretty bad.."
"You burned yourself pretty bad.."
"We need to go to the hospital. Now."
"You feel warm."
"104 fever?!"
"Frog in your throat?"
"Are you alright? You look pale."
"Hey--you passed out."
"Stop it. You're limping."
"Where's your inhaler?"
"Do you know where my inhaler is?"
"Your arm is not supposed to bend like that."
"How long have you had that cough?"
"Let me get you a trash can."
"Do you have any pepto bismol?"
"How long have you been throwing up?"
"I can't stop throwing up."
"What did you do to yourself?"
"Is that blood on your shirt?"
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