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No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.
My blog policy is If you see something, say something
Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about people.
It’s so goddamn weird when guys INSIST they have the right number. Sorry, bro, but I’m definitely not the girl you were chatting with on tinder. Like… Idk what to tell you.
you’ve been Brandon-from-Econ’d.
Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools
The cat’s face
I almost scrolled past this, but the cat’s face.
Thinkin about the yarn that’s goin on those bad boys
CON SAVE // one of my comics from the D&Doodles book
I’ve reblogged this before but it makes me laugh every fucking time.
Pineapple pizza and country music are very similar. People in support of them are chill about it and don’t really shove it in your face. People that are against them will go out of their way to push down pineapple pizza eaters and country lovers.
Suicidal walruses make me hate humans
I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest
According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.
I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™
The Easter bunny is jesus’ fursona
Actually, easter was a pagan Holliday and like many other pagan hollidays, the Christians took it and made it based around their religion. Rabbits are the symbol of fertility and are associated with spring. Christians just took it to become the day for zombie Jesus to come.
Jesus is the easter bunnys humansona
“straight people have never known what it’s like for their love to be illegal!” hey quick question have any of y’all ever heard of anti miscegenation laws in your life
the same month my dad turned five, his aunt was denied a marriage because she was brown and her fiancé was white. this was not that long ago! like, please do call out and talk about straight privilege. but as a queer person of color: i am begging y’all to do it w/o erasing the history of racism
the people commenting “straight people wanna be oppressed so bad” are particularly callous and missing the point of this post
THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂
“Do NOT tell the world about this” 200,000 notes
When driving a car at 80 mph, looking at your phone for just one second makes you drive blind for 35 meters/114 feet.
I want this dog so bad😭
