Camel fact: They're incredibly flexible and can kick in any direction. You are not safe from a camel kick just because you're standing in front or to the side

Camel fact: They have tough pads on their chest to raise their bodies off the ground when resting. This helps them cool off

This pad is called a pedestal and it's literally a part of their skeleton

Rumors say they use the pedestal to crush threats to death but I have not found any evidence of this. They prefer kicking and biting.

Camel fact: Their bites are devastating

starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.

IDK I’m just sick of hearing how Business Bros talk and how many people are suckers for it. I want blunt people standing there going “hey, that guy didn’t actually SAY anything, he just strung together a bunch of nonsense corporate words to make you think ‘ooo profit’ but there’s nothing substantial here”

We would do the same to politicians.

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

You know how when you use a bendy straw you pull the bendy part up before you bend it? I want someone to do that to my spine.

if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

Love Rainy Weather....

videos that make me feel creature

oh no, universe, please. don't let me want things again, i can't withstand it. something in me is undulating, restless. i have so many beautiful things and beautiful friends and all my needs are met. and still, this ache - when i get back and go to bed, she stirs in me again. not quite, she says, keep looking. you're not home yet.

i think its very silly when animals have a ass

this is what im talking about

Stop motion wood working

tool_tips

You can't just leave this in the tags

The grip he had on that leaf... he wanted to go up

This video reads like a Calvin and Hobbs comic

That strangled "let go off the leaf" cracks me up each time

When I was a kid I didn't realize Canadian currency had different value, I just thought books cost more in Canada because the publishers hated Canadians

New Crow Time! It’s the Hound Knight. He’s a good boy!!!

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

“Am jus

a lil creacher”

:V

But have you seen…

BABY?

BABIES?

BABIES!!!

TEEF

This kind of propaganda is going to lose someone a lot of fingers