thank you, haikyuu. (2012-2020)

year 3000. naruto is dead. zoruto, the son of poruto, who was the son of coruto, who was the son of goruto, who was the son of boruto, who was the son of naruto, now has an anime. ‘zoruto is gonna…be better than poruto’ kishimoto assures, at age 1026.

otp: *confesses*

me: nice

otp: *accidentally confesses*

me: n i c E

otp: *accidentally confesses while in a heated argument*

me, fanning myself with my hands: OHOHOHOHOHO N I C E

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

i dont know if im entertained or terrified

I’m just…

Izumi Iori Fact #18

Yamato once caught Iori making a super happy face while petting Kinako.

I SHOULD BE WRAPPING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

also I’m like two years too late to notice just how beautiful and pure these idiot cinnamon rolls are……

#me when being asked for advice

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

#this is team skull

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

50 shades of grey

Ted Mosby’s pursuit of Robin from How I Met Your Mother Ross Geller’s obsession with Rachel Green on Friends

TWILIGHT

agree with everything but snape. his love was so pure

Izumi Iori Fact #7

When the IDOLiSH7 dorms were undergoing maintenance, Iori was concerned about the bird’s nest outside his window being disturbed.

Izumi Iori Fact #8

When Iori was 4 years old, he found a small cat being drenched by the rain, and decided to take it home with him. When his parents scolded him and told him he couldn’t keep it because they own a restaurant, Iori left the house by himself to look for a place to take care of the cat. His parents, though, thought that he was running away, and went to go search for him along with Mitsuki. When Mitsuki finally found him, Iori recalls that he was furiously angry and furiously crying because of him.

do you think mcgonagall ever gets into any petty fights with the hogwarts cats just to let off some steam