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I still can't reach the top shelf
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My kink is cooking in front of my friends who know which knife is made for what and forcing them to watch me use the wrong one for the wrong thing

Use a cheese grater for tomatoes.

You’ll burn in hell for this.

*panting outrageously: I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD

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everyone’s making “komaeda’s in smash” jokes but can you fucking imagine. if there was a reveal trailer and it’s this nice tropical island and you hear footsteps in the sand and this pale ass hand reaches into a mailbox. the cameras in the area swivel to catch a puff of white hair as we hear the paper unfold. and then we hear His voice. “Aha… what kind of luck will this turn out to be, I wonder?” he says. And the camera reveals nagito fucking komaeda holding a smash letter. can you even imagine if that happened irl. what the consequences of that would be. i think that would kill me in one hit.

MOREOVER. what would komaeda’s moves even be?????? press a to laugh maniacally. press b to throw bomb. press x to implicate the other players in your own murder

this post really blew up, huh. let me make it worse

why is this getting notes again all of a sudden

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How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed

Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

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Michael Schur is the only valid person to write heterosexual romances

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