beeping and booping

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

actually i left out the best part of this story which is that a plague then struck and when people consulted the oracle at delphi she was like "well you've pissed of theagenes" so they had to go dig the statue back up out of the fucking water

*me smoking with damon albarn* yo damon pass the blurnt

People will have u believe feminism has gone too far when it has gone absolutely no fucking where

who is doing it like him

american trad teens in 2060 posting “imagine living in an early 2000s era home 🥺❤️”

#urbansprawlcore 😍

take me back 💔

so much fashion content is just thinspo in disguise and we all already know it but it’s worth repeatedly pointing out as sickening and also stupid as hell

shoutout to aros and aces and aro aces this june btw

fyi for those in Phoenix Arizona: stay away from Target because the Phoenix Police still won't arrest this dude despite it being illegal to declare intention of violence like this 🙃

HEY GUYS/GALS/THEY'S I literally hate being the person asking people to reblog something and I scroll past posts that do, but I have been crying tonight about this, because I remember the Pulse shooting where LGBTQIA people lost their lives and the idea of another attack like that terrifies me, so please, because Phoenix has over 1 million people, just reblog? sorry.

sig boost stay safe everyone

Just got my first “Pride Month” advertising email from a plus size retailer who will remain nameless (Torrid, it was Torrid) and I am LOSING MY MIND over this particular offering.

Beasts all over the slop…You’ll be one of them, sooner or later.

like... we are living in an Onion article

In case anyone thought this was a joke.

Facebook comment section certified candidate

Gerard Way trying to find a bassist for his new band

straight girls posing together for a pic:

lesbians posing together for a pic:

did you maybe possibly search girls kissing on stock images?

I looked up “straight girls” and that’s what came up

twenty minutes into prog rock and chill and he gives you this look

Only after one song, dude? Have some patience.