The feminine urge to live in my favorite books is insane.

Peach PRC | Manic Dream Pixie | 2023

I had the most incredible night ever last night. I love her and I got to give her my letter 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

lord of the rings marathon but we just fuck the whole time

I like big butts and yet I possess the capability to lie

-one of the two guards

(-@4rsene)

I had the most incredible night ever last night. I love her and I got to give her my letter 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

The "and Ken" sign says so much. Not only do the police identify him as some crazily dressed guy just tagging along with an equally crazily dressed girl who just decked someone in the face, they also cuff him even though it seems like he hasn't done anything because he tagged along with his girlfriend even to get arrested.

He's an accessory even to a convicted Barbie. You do not separate a Ken from his Barbie even in jail. Ken is having the time of his life even in incarceration because he's there with Barbie.

oh my god she was charged with assault and he was charged as an accessory

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

Oh my god this is a painting

Guys its a painting

GUYS THIS IS A PAINTING

Me: This is not a painting at all I don’t believe it even though everyone is saying it and the artist themselves said it

*clicks for better quality and zooms in*

Oh my goodness this is a painting

holy shit they weren’t joking this is a painting

It’s back on my dash huzzah!

No one:

Not a single soul:

Cardan to Jude:

Cardan deciding how to approach Jude:

i think that if squirrels had the capacity to use and understand language they would constantly be saying shit like "I'm such a nutpilled stumpcel" and so on

how do i delete someone elses post

u have to gather seven sacred objects of power and shit. it's a whole quest. sorry