I need more mutuals/follows/friends that are deeply unhinged about their silly little fictional man but NOT in a sexy way. I do not care about his three sizes I do not CARE that he is your "babygirl" (I hate this trend so badly) shut UP about how sad and silly and femme you think he is.
I want to see one am posts about how he likes his mac n cheese.
I don't wanna see him dressed up in pretty pastels and putting on his best look for the world, I wanna see him lounging on the couch at three pm wearing a hoodie he got from the bargin bin.
He's not desirable or sexy or funny!! He doesn't have to be!! I just want more people obsessed with a little guy just bein a little dude. Casual masc. What's his favorite hoodie color? Does he use three in one shampoo? Give him an ugly yawn.
I want people who REALLY just rotate this dude in their head. He is peeking over your shoulder as you look into the fridge and criticizing your choices. He is playing my favorite video game and beating me. He is flopping face down in the bed with one sock on after a long day. He's a cat following you throughout the house- not to cuddle or because he loves you- just to sit there and judge your life decisions (him included). He knows how to make three origami things and randomly hands them to people when he's bored.