this is the first tiktok i’ve seen that actually feels like a Vine

In case anyone is curious what kind of hatemail I get

To be very clear I'm not even upset. This is fucking hilarious. I know the exact stage of esoteric abilities this person is at because it's only when you know just enough about the occult to think you know everything about the occult but you're not important or skilled enough to really get fucked over by that overestimation of your abilities that anyone talks or acts like this.

I fucking love the internet. You go, noodle-slurp the voreblogger.

List of Daedric Princes Ranked by Hotness

ranked by me, sasha

17. Molag Bal. Duh.

16. Jyggalag. Looks like he probably learnt about sex from a technical manual. Ghastly.

15. Hermeaus Mora. A massive writhing mass of tentacles is not my idea of sexy and it's not really what he was going for either.

14. Mehrunes Dagon. Yeah uh. Favourite Mehrunes Dagon moment was when Almalexia kicked his butt.

13. Sheogorath. Highlights include being kinned mantled by my hot lesbian OC. Lowlights include everything else.

12. Clavicus Vile. I know you guys are into the whole skinny ancient greek vibes he's got in his Skyrim rendition but Barbas is easily the better of the pair and Barbas is a dog.

11. Peryite. Everything's a chore with the prince of tasks. He's frankly, totally fine with that, and posesses a remarkable self-awareness and lack of ego for a daedric prince that leaves him higher up the list than expected for a prince of disease.

10. Hircine. Hircine is a solid beefcake who should be higher up this list were it not for the fact that I am 100% more into women then I will ever be men. Extremely solid choice, up for a challenge or an adventure, and no judgement if he's your top pick, in all honestly.

9. Nocturnal. Mother of crows and force of eternal darkness sounds amazing but really she's just the patron to a local gang of Riften Thugs. Still sexy though.

8. Malacath. Malacath radiates hot dad vibes whether he likes it or not. Attentive and protective father, total DILF.

7. Vaermina. Extraordinarily sexy serpentine evil grandma who will haunt your dreams and make your life hell. The only reason she didn't rank better is that she's a little too evil.

6. Meridia. Glorious, respendent, a lesbian icon, the shining dawn to Nocturnal's night. Not only is she a stunner, but also, I also personally think it's really sexy how much she annoys D*rrien Gautier fans.

5. Sanguine. An attentive lover willing to explore new terrain with you and always knows which wine goes best with your meal. A winning combination.

4. Mephala. Did you guys see her in ESO? Did you see her? I would let her send assassins after me to kill me in my sleep and thank her for it.

3. Boethiah. Women in armour are hot. Women in armour who like a casual bit of backstabbing and inciting revolt and revolutionary fervour are even hotter.

2. Azura. Azura being second place is so funny that I will keep her here regardless of my opinion on her.

1. Namira. Honestly I just think Namira is extremely sexy. She wanted to be at the bottom of this list (i.e. #17), because she is the prince of decay and repulsion, which is also pretty sexy of her. I am ignoring her at my peril.

people really act like dog earing a page in a book you paid for with your own money is an act of terrorism. if y’all don’t learn to be normal i will rip each page out after i read it and eat it.

what vibes do I give off?

🌊 – chill vibes

　😳 – shy vibes

　🌈 – gay vibes

　😈 – bitch vibes

　🔪 – edgy vibes

　🌸 – soft vibes

　🎨 – artist vibes

　😭 – sad vibes

　🧸 – cute vibes

　🔎 – cynical vibes

Should I make a twotter

follow me @57821Jane

ok i was making another post (akavir speculation) when the thought just suddenly occurred to me: 

why is it said that atmora used to be connected to tamriel?

ice age.

an ice age in the early merethic could also explain how black marsh ‘sunk’ and why tamriel is high in the northwest but low in the southeast– sea-level rise and isostatic rebound due to an ice cap melting!

rising sea levels would flood already low-lying areas, as was described to happen to black marsh. and isostatic rebound– the rising of continents after a weight is taken off them– is currently causing scotland to rise and england to sink, so the same could be true of northern tamriel

the myth of yokuda ‘sinking’ could also come from rising sea level inundating a low island imho 

kars didn’t even do anything wrong. who did kars kill? some nazis? joseph’s stupid arm? kars was the protagonist of part two.

my fellow geniuses.

Bruno Buccellati (2018 Ripples of Adventure) & Nicki Minaj for L'Uomo Vogue

making up for lost time…  ☀