Me, googling this information frantically: Okay now you guys have GOT to be fucking with me, there’s NO way he could’ve actually–

ADVAGDHSGFHHJGHHJ THIS MAN IS INSAAAAAANE

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Ben Barnes circa 2019, scrolling through his own tag on tumblr.com and seeing thousands of fan edits with him as the Darkling:

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@follyfortune @bishirleys Hey. Hey sorry. The what

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ASKDJSJFJJGJKFKGKH @Narnia fandom IS THIS YOUR PRINCE???? Is this your Prince Caspian??????

#*wipes tear* king

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petalsfloating asked:

Your blog is really great and I love it! But what i love even more is that you write the sources! Incredible! Love you!!

Wow thank you!! We’re so glad you enjoy it :)

#ask #petalsfloating #Finding the sources is sometimes more work than working out the quotes so it's so nice to know someone appreciates it :')#Thank you!!

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Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Nina

#queen of self-confidence #soc #six of crows #incorrect quote #nina zenik #source: the office

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Nina: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Jesper (crying): It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack!

#soc #six of crows #incorrect quote #nina zenik #jesper fahey #source: the good place

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Jesper (to Inej): How do you know Kaz is in a bad mood? It's impossible to read him.

Kaz, an hour before: This is the most idiotic, incompetent thing you have ever done! Get your act together, Jesper, or so help me God, you won't live to the end of this mission!

Jesper (to Inej): It's like, what's that guy thinking?

#soc #six of crows #incorrect quote #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #source: brooklyn nine-nine

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Nina: We've got to find a way to cut down expenses. What can we live without?

Matthias: Probably Kaz.

#soc #six of crows #incorrect quote #nina zenik #matthias helvar #source: bob's burgers #in honour of the show coming out soon: WE'RE BACK BABES #(at least for a bit)

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The cast of the Shadow and Bone television show has been revealed!

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Van Eck: I think the words you’re searching for are “I surrender”.

Nina: The words I’m searching for I can’t say because Wylan is present.

#soc #six of crows #incorrect quote #jan van eck #nina zenik #source: toy story

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Nina: And now for a gay update with Wylan.

Wylan: Getting gayer.

Nina: Thank you, Wylan.

#soc #six of crows #incorrect quote #nina zenik #wylan van eck #source: tumblr #unfortunately the original seems to have been lost to obscurity and the blog deactivated #the original incorrect quote isn't even the original joke!

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Matthias: Does anyone have any cologne? Jesper?

Jesper: No, Kaz said I’m not allowed to wear cologne again until I prove I can be responsible with it.

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #incorrect quotes #jesper fahey #matthias helvar #source: bob's burgers

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Listen I may be in the dregs and a part of a crime family but this is still a FAMILY and family comes first and ohana and all that shit.

Nina Zenik

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #incorrect quotes #nina zenik #source: tumblr #source: a-holy-trinity #thanks for letting us use it!

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Inej: When I said, “bring me back something from the beach,” I meant like a seashell.

Kaz, struggling to hold a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that

#reblog #kaz brekker #inej ghafa

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Matthias: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Kaz: I’m aware of that.

Matthias: But then you and I had some time together.

Kaz: Uh-huh.

Matthias: It did not get better.

#six of crows #soc #incorrect quotes #matthias helvar #Kaz Brekker #source: the big bang theory

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ninesofeight

some of you never had to crawl out of the harbor using your dead brother’s body as a flotation device and it shows

#reblog #kaz brekker

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Kaz: I know you went gambling last night, Jesper.

Jesper’s inner voice: Play dumb!

Jesper: What's gambling?

Jesper’s inner voice: Not that dumb!

#six of crows #soc #incorrect quotes #Kaz Brekker #jesper fahey #source: into the spiderverse

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dregstrash

This idea has been in my head for far too long

#wylan van eck #jesper fahey #not isoc born and raised

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Nina: There is only one thing worse than dying.

Nina: *Rips paper above “dying” to reveal “Matthias”* boom.

Kaz: *gasp* Matthias.

Nina: no-

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #incorrect quotes #nina zenik #kaz brekker #source: vine #the edit with dying was done by an anonymous submitter to another blog so I can't credit them :/#but it was from incorrect-into-the-spiderverse