The Lemon Hex
For when someone has REALLY done you dirty and you just need a quick and powerful burst of baneful energy. This one is powerful, fast-acting, and short-lived, by nature it can really f a person up and can't be undone/reversed once you've cast it. As always, practice responsibly and be safe!
What You Need
- A lemon (naturally.)
- A knife to help handle said lemon
- A leaf or piece of paper with your target's name/identifying info on it (taglock)
- Ginger/Cayenne Pepper to help empower/speed up the spell. Both preferred, but just one can do.
- Salt/Black Pepper, good baseline ingredients for most hexes
- Anything nasty or spicy you can think of. Hot sauces/peppers, old vegetable juices, lint/dust, dish scum, you name it.
Important note: This is not a spell you want to use needles, nails, or other hard things in. Keep it soft and organic if you can. You'll see why.
Steps
- Throughout all of this, I find hexes to be a good opportunity to speak your mind, let the target know exactly how they fucked up and how this is the consequence of their actions.
- Prepare your taglock and cut an opening in your lemon. Give it some room in the middle.
- Roll up or stuff the taglock inside the lemon alongside all of the other ingredients. Be sure to add the ginger and cayenne for best results.
- Once it's all in there, give it a little roll/squeeze to make sure those lemon juices permeate all the nasty insides. Let the citrus sting and the spices burn, let the grossness reflect the grossness they've wrought on your own life being sent back.
- Chop the whole thing into pieces in preparation for the next step.
- Once you're ready, chuck it into the garbage disposal.
- If you don't have a garbage disposal, a blender with some liquid should work too. You could even continue using nasties like lemon or pickle juice.
- Your lemon is now ground up and liquefied. Dispose of the remains down the sink or however you please.