This is Patrick

smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

Hello world! I'm 17 minutes old❤️

Barney, snoozing on a hilltop, in the summer of 2009. 

Just remember if you suffer from melancholy and must run away to the sea for your health that you should also wear sunscreen

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

phone is my best friend she would never betray me. what do you mean my brain is being fried by the constant dopamine hits. she just wants me to be happy

Normalize going into people’s ask boxes and ask them random ass questions.

Tumblr used to be so much fun with all the asks (anonymous or otherwise), and we need to bring those back, especially now that we finally have a half-decent blocking feature in place.

Ask people things! Message them! Don’t let tumblr inbox die! It’s one of the features that made tumblr tumblr.

I appreciate everyone who sends me asks. I can’t always reply but I read every single one<3

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.