"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"

Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.

In mine and many other east Asian cultures, the dragon traditionally symbolises things like power, wealth and strength (imperial symbol and all)

I think we often forget that in the story of the Great Race, the dragon came in fifth because it'd stopped to give people rain. Then it'd stopped again to push a rabbit adrift on a log across the wide river so it reached the shore safely (that's why the Rabbit year comes before the Dragon).

Dragons aren't meant to just be powerful - they are meant to do good with such power, and to help those in need.

So in this lunar new year, I hope you gain more power, so that you might be able to help others. I pray you have abundant resources so you may give to yourself and those around you. I wish you courage, endurance, kindness and generosity, for yourself and your people.

I hope you, and I, will be rain givers, life preservers, joy bringers.

I hope we will be dragons.

a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.

*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep

Oh for gods sake kids it’s like piercing an ear - that’s why you put a doorframe in - you don’t hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. It’s like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It won’t scab over with a doorframe in it. You’ve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out

You can’t succumb to your inner goth when you have a homicidal tween to look after :(

Batman (2016-) #130

An Eleventh Hour Ally

Both the hunger games before and now the ballad of songbirds and snakes proves that the young adult genre can produce some genuinely good storytelling while also examining social issues without talking down to its audience, which makes the ungodly amount of popular bad ya novels all the more embarrassing.

English added by me :)

thinkin thoughts! this one’s called “niche market”

seeing everyone’s tags on this over the years makes me so emotional. I made this when I was 22 and just starting hrt, and I was so worried I’d be single forever because I wasn’t an easy fit. I’m happily married now and very glad I am who I am. sending endless love to all the other basement ska shows

various vox machinas (originally posted 2019-2021-ish)

No offense but where are the male porn bots

..and where are all the gods?

Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need

I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥

Can someone PLEASE answer my question

I’m holding out for a manwhore ‘til the end of the night.

He’s gotta be ripped and he’s gotta be hung but he’s gotta be blocked out of spite!

HELLO?

I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

"You seem kind" (source)