Friends in Distant Places, chalk pastel on paper
2023
i always forget that bird from starfox is named falco lombardi. italian bird. i know his home life is some bananas shit.
falco's italian bird mom: falcone when are you gonna get a real job. youre comin home all hours a the night smellin like space shit trackin martian dirt on my fuckin floors. how am i supposed to get any grandchildren with you livin like this
falco: ma i dont wanna hear it right now alright can you just tell me where the prosciutto is, im tryin ta make a fuckin sandwich ova here
falco's italian bird mom: giacomo do you hear this bullshit comin outta your son's mouth right now
falco's half italian bird dad: m'watchin wheel of fortune
my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
thought this was a dril tweet for a second but no this is just reality now
sample size of friends too small. what’s the best cookie (rbs appreciated)
Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate
Glossary of Terms:
Brayette
Chausses
Voider
In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.
women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”
Dune: Part Two (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve
Lead them to paradise.
Kermit riding the Sand Worm!
i just realized this is the second time ive typed nyquil into the tumblr explore search bar.