don’t make out in closets, Shiro WILL know if you do 👀

Weird how you guys (Spongebob fandom) are putting an abusive ship on my dash (SquidBob) and not thinking twice about it. But alright.

>abusive

where?

Are you really gonna act like Squidward isn’t constantly berating and verbally abusing Spongebob. Like did we watch the same show or what LOL

literally don’t even bother with this person lol I’m so sick of freaks who hate on squidbob yet still ship patbob as of Patrick isn’t incredibly abusive towards spongebob

is….. is this discourse??? is this actually a thing thats happening???

Can you learn to mind your business maybe? Could that be a thing that’s happening?

Just some tender advice here: Squidward is 9 years older than Spongebob!

If you ship squidbob, you are shipping a middle aged man in his 40s with a young adult!

are you for real

Not a fan of SquidBob in any way shape or form but I’m also not about to let somebody spread blatant misinformation on my post.

As vague as his age may be I think times such as the first Spongebob film where everyone including squidward calls spongebob a “kid” or “boy” implies that he is still intended to be fairly young. And squidward is implied to be a pretty old guy, I mean look at both their moms for instance.

SpongeBob’s mother aged gracefully as she is a sponge with a lifespan potentially spanning thousands of years whereas Squidward’s mother was not so lucky as squids have a lifespan of typically no more than 18 months. Squidward’s mother also had to deal with the stresses of raising Squidward which I believe speaks for itself.

Alls I’m saying is if people are gonna be shipping squidbob they’re also going to have to reconcile with the fact that Squidward is a old grown man who’s been through high school, college, who’s worked at the Krusty Krab much longer than SpongeBob has, who’s lived in that particular neighborhood longer than SpongeBob has, all while SpongeBob is still dealing with school bullies, being called a kid and a boy by everyone he knows, and getting kisses from his grandma.

They cannot possibly be in the same age group, age or maturity wise. Squidward is obviously an older figure spongebob looks up to that Squidward is known to take advantage of constantly. The age difference definitely plays a part in this.

what the actual fuck is happening here

certified iconic post

hehheh hernst

also this looks kinda shit i haven’t gotten sleep in a long ass time

(the original post is by @spineofthenight )

Touch Me - Deaf West’s Spring Awakening

on this day, fictionally 127 years ago, moritz stiefel learned how to pronounce ‘genitalia’, every horny german teenager in an entire town beat their meat, and georg zirschnitz invented high notes.

Yoshis drawn in a unique style in a 1996 Yoshi’s Island manga.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Source: YI 4 (Japan), 1996, ISBN 4-575-93441-0

i really need to talk about this specific version of the vineyard scene so prepare for the ramble underneath

..can you remember...

THE RAAAAaaAaaaAAaAAAIN

(they are somewhere around 19-20 years old here🫢)

🧡🧡🧡🧡

We need to keep Rise trending so here is one of my personal favorite clips from the show

RotTMNT: Promos (Requested)

“Thanks Mikey—uh oh…”

“Anchovy Pizza Surprise!”

THE WAY HE PICKS MIKEY UP AND SPINS HIM AROUND THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE