I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

shes literaly an angel im so ashamed that she came here and had to deal with our american nonsense

conversations with my sisters cat

there are only two types of male anime protagonists:

hearing “I’m proud of you” from the right people is so comforting and motivating.

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

cozypasta

DJ Geisha, by Yuko Shimizu (清水裕子)

i dont care about anything youre about to say if you start your paragraph with these two words

freud said its my turn to play the xbox

hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

hey it’s march again let’s get this post circulating again

Quirk: Quirk

Effect: This Quirk’s effect changes depending on the time of year. This lines up perfectly with the Western Zodiac. Notably, this also affects the holder’s temperament, personality, and speaking style.

Hey op turn on your location i just wanna kill u real quick

An error? Is this even legal??

35 YEARS FOR A NON VIOLENT DRUG OFFENSE

Fuck you, America’s criminal justice system

This is heartbreaking 💔

his name is Matthew Charles

Ways you can help:

Donate to the GoFundMe raising money for Matthew’s legal costs.

Sign the Change.org petition asking for clemency (though the efficacy of this is sorely debated)

This is awful.

i was agender until this post happened

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content: