what the fuck was up with the icarly apartment
they really had an elevator directly into their apartment and like two or three discrete floors. their apartment was the size of a house and spencer was not employed.
you dont have to tell me guys i dont actually care
spencer had an onlyfans
yes i play video games. yes i fucking suck at all of them. we exist
u cant trust people who step on flowers
The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.
She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.
But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand
Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*
Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*
This is a Greek comedy I could get behind
What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.
Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield
thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys
and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over.
concept: flowers all around me. daisies. roses. lilies. sunflowers. tulips. i’m inhaling their scent like they are oxygen to me. a reason to live.
if ur a terf unfollow me and know that i hate you
It’s fine if you hate someone for what they believe, but maybe don’t just flat-out say it? You could phrase it like ‘if ur a terf unfollow me and never speak to me again’ or something without the hateful shaming. I know it’s too late for this post but maybe in the future? :)
i do hate you though, and you should feel ashamed :)
your 20’s are all about finding THE wackiest, THE ugliest, short-sleeve button-up shirts that no one in their right mind would wear, and then wearing them as much as possible
me and my sword
wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny
it’s like what were you expecting lmao
Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side
i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience
LINK WHY
He is the HERO of TIME
Not the SMART of STUFF
Botw Link is feral and you cannot convince me otherwise
theres a reason his triforce is courage and not wisdom
this episode of mythbusters started with an apology holy shit
Oh the cannonball ain’t nothin compared to the esparto incident.
The what now
They were testing the phrase “knock your socks off” and because its the mythbusters build team (which consists of 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided to go to a quarry near Esparto california to test the myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds of ANFO. The detonation was pretty damn big.
They started getting phone calls, turns out they and the experts underestimated the size of the kaboom, reports of broken windows, car alarms going off, people getting knocked out of their seats, hell one news station reported that they leveled the town.
According to grant, that’s why they can no longer go back to esparto.
LMFAO nobody can rival the power of the mythbusters
I’ve seen people talk about how adam and jamie are the polar opposite in energies but the build team operated on the same wavelength 90% of the time and that wavelength was “kaboom.”
happy birthday gay people
“act i marvin is a dirt man,” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when two voices speak and commands silence from the room.
“she’s right,” they say. i look for the owners of the voices. there in the 69th row stands: whizzer and trina.
i met this man today.
he wasn’t very smart but he was RICH, marvin,
WHICH marvin do you prefer i lust for, brains or money?
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Miss Honey was made principal of Crunchem Hall, which had to add an upper school because children never wanted to leave. And Matilda found, to her great surprise, that life could be fun, and she decided to have as much of it as possible. After all, she was a very smart kid. But the happiest part of the story is that Matilda and Miss Honey each got what they’d always wanted: a loving family.
the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm
Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think a woman should have full control of her own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell
“marvin hits trina” really slaps
