This story covers sensitive topics including but not limited to death (it’s literally about the afterlife). Rated TV-MA. Trigger warnings and tags will be used appropriately, however reader caution is advised.
Wedding day is here! You’ve already raised two adult children and are working on one more, but congrats Pelham and Angie for FINALLY tying the knot!
Night before the wedding -- the boys are busy kicking each others’ asses at foosball, while mom is busy showering her baby girl with love.
AND, the twins aged up!
Israel got all the good looks of the family, poor Uriah... at least he has a good personality?
I realized Pelham and Angelina got engaged FOREVER ago but never married... so we’re fixing that!! The fam took a vacay to Sulani to have a small and intimate destination wedding.
Aside from that, not much has changed in Pelham’s household...
Israel is still fooling around with his friend with benefits, Uriah is still pining from a distance, and Pelham and Angelina still going at it... on their kids’ beds. Yep yep yep.
Deja aged up! She’s a smart little cookie and I love that she got her mom’s looks but with Pelham’s blonde hair.
Junko had a boy and Asami a girl. It’s like they planned this shit out!
Welcome to (probably the craziest branch of) the Greenburg family, Hiro and Aiko!
It’s happening!
Got pregnant together, go into labor together.
The math checks out.
And at the very least, Asami and Junko were both very supportive of each other during their pregnancies!
Junko is WAY more excited about becoming a mom than Asami is, but at least they’ve got each other to lean on through this.
After endless pleading (and an expensive amount of parenting classes), Blaze finally came around to accepting the pregnancies, much to Junko’s joy.
But at least he got promoted and maxed out the body builder career! He’s gonna need all that extra cash to take care of two babies.
Blaze did NOT take the news well. And if one pregnant girlfriend wasn’t bad enough, he’s got two on his hands!
Maybe this will teach you to suit up next time, buddy.
The problem with unprotected threesomes... is that they can leave your girlfriends pregnant.
Yes, both of them.
Yes, at the same time.
Oh, well this was unexpected. I guess Asami and Junko are ALSO dating each other? Good for them.
Blaze, are you... watching your girlfriends...
Yep. You sure are, you little freak.
Blaze... your expensive laptop doesn’t seem like the best place to put a bowl of franks and beans, honey.
Blaze moved in with his girlfriends!
Yes, plural. Yes, they both agreed to this.
Yes, getting all three of them to sleep next to each other was a fucking logistical nightmare.