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Cake or Death?

@cooldoyouhaveaflag

The fan musings and fic of an NYC actress with too much time on her hands.
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Sometimes I think about when I worked at Waitress on Broadway and we baked aĀ ā€˜secret pieā€™ every show so that the theatre would smell like pie and people would be brainwashed into buying the overpriced mini pies, which were cold pies, and obviously didnā€™t smell like the secret pie and it was all just a giant pie scheme.Ā 

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Me: I canā€™t watch the Elisa Lam doc because Iā€™ll just get enraged at the pointlessness of the LAPD.Ā 

Me, not even done with the first episode: YOU WAITED SIX GOD DAMN DAYS BEFORE YOUĀ ā€œREALIZEDā€ THERE WAS VIDEO SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EVEN ASK THE HOTEL FOR WHEN YOU ARRIVED? A SANDWICH?????Ā 

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urgeforgoing

like no offence but ā€œseparating the artist from the workā€ only works for PAST FILMS. supporting woody allen & roman polanskiā€™s NEW projects, funding them, giving them awards is so disgusting. like itā€™s one thing to enjoy rosemaryā€™s baby. rip it off piratebay. who cares. but to continue to prop these people up as film connoisseurs? gross. also how does it look to every single woman in the room when these people are given a platform or award? how does it look to every victim of sexual abuse? it looks like you donā€™t CARE. thereā€™s no ā€œseparatingā€ when it happened to you, or you know it couldā€™ve been you, or you know a woman close to you that it happened to......... ā€œseparatingā€ the art from the artist on new projects only works if youā€™re oblivious and you think this could never, ever happen to you. well, it could. how many cases of young men being abused by filmmakers have come out? if youā€™re vulnerable, youā€™re a target. women get the brunt of it but theyā€™re not alone. you were lucky and youā€™re selfish.

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She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

She came for him

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cloudfreed

ā€œwell maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shitā€

I CANNOT

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drst

Heroines.

Iconic

that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet

that head nod/eyebrow tilt combo in the last gif is the single most lethal fucking thing I have ever seen in my life

*sobbing* I love themā€¦

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rahleeyah

Listen yes Sister Ursula is unbearable and awful until we find out She Had Good Intentions After All but what I'm saying is if they're gonna put the wicked witch of the west in Nonnatus I think it's a shame they didn't give us a really horrific moment when Ursula finds out Shelagh used to be a nun and is a total dick about it

Could someone find my retirement so I can quit my job and write this fic because I had no idea until this moment how much I need to write this fic.

Didnā€™t someone write a fic about this? I remember Shelagh talking about birth control and then Ursula being a dick about it to her because sheā€™s sorta likeĀ ā€˜well you have been maried for years now and still no children so obviously youā€™re infertile and you and your hubs are having sinful sinful sinful sex just for the pleasure of it you wicked little ex-nunā€™, and it is only later that Shelagh finds outĀ  sheā€™s preggars with miracle baby Teddy?

It was me! :D Itā€™s Prompt #10 of ā€œPrompts of Turnadetteā€ Thanks @sincerelybluevase! But I want 1,000 more fics on the subject because itā€™s some quality angst.

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wemblingfool

Okay so like one of the biggest running gags of The Nanny is that Mr Sheffield passed on Cats. And itā€™s always presented as only an idiot would pass on the biggest broadway hit of all time.

But honestly, the joke becomes so much funnier when you know what the story and content of Cats actually is. Because if someone handed you this play of people dressed as cats trying to help an old cat die, and has an orgy sceneā€¦ From his standpoint, only an idiot would fund this thing.

Mr Sheffield upon hearing the movie Cats is losing almost all itā€™s money, after years of being made fun of for passing on the play:

Mr Sheffield, reading every single bad review of Cats:

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