Ok does anyone know the fic where Merlin takes on Daegal (i think it was daegal???) as an apprentice and Morded immediately becomes offended and jealous because "what the FUCK Emrys???? you chose HIM but not ME??? WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I DONT???"

i have been looking for this fic for forever and i can't find it T^T

The Servant's Apprentice by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23414176/chapters/56115424

OMG I LOVE U THANK U

COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?

the answer 😏 may surprise you

ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.

you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?

heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.

now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?

i think it’s quite obvious.

my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.

and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.

“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.

nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”

furthermore, i add,

OH SHIT TRUE. FUCK YES

HANG ON THERES MORE

FIRST OF ALL HIS EYES ARE THE SAME COLORS AS AHA. BUT ALSO

MATCHING OWL ON THE SIDES?????

and yknow. the fact that his fucking name is Dr. Ratio and he’s always doing the L pose. and aha loves to break the 4th wall for meme shit.

FURTHERMORE,

Summary: Question 1. (1 Point) True or False: Your Name is Danny Fenton

Author: @avaritia-apotheosis

Note from submitter: huge fan of the way this is formatted

I feel like as a fandom we don't talk enough about the Fisher King. No, I don't mean the actual episode - that is an entire other post in itself. I mean the actual Fisher King.

How Merlin meets an ancient being that was well cared for and loved, who has lived for centuries to the point that his actual name has been forgotten and all that is left of him is a desolate land and crumbling castle.

And that the King that Merlin meets doesn't ask for greeting or hospitality, but instead death.

Isn't it such a coincidence that a powerful person has stayed waiting for the time of the Once and Future King? Left, forgotten, aged, exhausted and begging for an end?

The Fisher King isn't a foreshadowing for Arthur's failed destiny, but Merlin's eternal doom.

The Fisher King is Merlin's later parallel.

TUE timeline is my most favorite, or to be more specific, that period of time where Danny moved in to live with Vlad, pure dose of angst

Art by https://twitter.com/hokkemaruyaki

REC: apotheosis_avaritia - The Future is Carved with a No.2 Pencil - Danny Phantom [Archive of Our Own]

URL: https://ift.tt/7aqfpY2 by @avaritia-apotheosis Question 1. (1 Point) True or False: Your Name is Danny Fenton (Words: 1,443) !!!fandom, !!fic, |site:ao3, +fandom:danny.phantom, ::rating:teen.and.up.audiences, ::category:gen, ~ao3:episode:.s02e08-09.the.ultimate.enemy, ~ao3:unconventional.format, ~ao3:angst, ~ao3:2nd.pov, ~ao3:this.takes.place.in.dan's.timeline, ~author:apotheosis_avaritia

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side note: this is SUCH a cool concept and brilliant execution and i am pretty sure i will be intermittently remembering it till the day i die, godDAMN

Even the smartest people makes mistakes

bruce, without batman would probably be the most ANNOYING parent at any and all of his kids' extracurriculars.

dick has a gymanstics meet, bruce is giving the pep talk of the century but absolutely slamming on the other kids, "you're the best thing walking, bradely cant even breathe the same air as you."

jason's on the debate team, bruce has spent the entire meet going "great point! that's my son!" relentlessly muttering about how jason might as well just be the whole team by himself at this point.

tim's in the robotics club and they're holding their annual robot games, bruce is barking in the crowd, front row, "cmon timmy you got this"

damian's art was picked for a charity auction, bruce is pulling out all the stops cuz his kid is better than everyone else's and so is work and he'll be damned if anyone's painting goes for more than his

bruce is just the most annoying, insufferable, asshole parent that's full tiger mom for his kids but like, hey, they're happy. all those kids walk out of each event with a new trophy, a new medal, a new plaque grinning from ear to ear, blushes on their face with their dickhead father right behind them happier than a pig in shit, as proud as he can be

in my head, pta dad bruce is an absolutely brutual soccer mom who operates under "fuck them kids" unless they're his 😭 that man is raising WINNERS

Bruce, sitting through the mandatory psych eval he created for the Justice League that Clark is also making him take:

Hal Jordan, underlining something on his clipboard: “Name a weakness.”

Bruce: “All of my questions sound like insults.”

Hal:

Bruce:

Hal: “…can you give an example?”

Bruce: “Can you not think of one yourself?”

So… about that audio…

Take me up, // It was forged in a dragon’s breath // In the wrong hands, this sword could do great evil. It must be wielded by Arthur and him alone // The sword was born of the old magic. You have no idea of its power // Take the sword far from here and place it where no mortal man can ever find it // [Excalibur] was made specifically for Arthur // No, I’m going to make you see that Tristan’s wrong; you aren’t just anyone, you are special. You and you alone can draw out that sword // You’re destined to be Albion’s greatest king. Have faith // cast me away.

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