this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

help

why does this meme have a hair on it

“Is that racist?”

“Only for—no!”

Comedy at its finest

This video lives in my mind rent free constantly

please stop trying to explain chess in the notes this is a fire emblem joke

why does this meme have a hair on it

what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website

your loss, catgirljohn

sound on

[ID: Text: When people ask me if there are any crabs walking around in my shop...

The opening notes to “House of the Rising Sun” play. A crab walks across the screen as the lyrics “There is” are heard. Video cuts ends after that.]

glad to see the Coast Guard is having fun today

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

i hope ebony dark’ness dementia raven way, age 33, is enjoying the my chemical romance comeback and live tour,

yipeee!! weeheee!! wahooo!!

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

Wait did this person hear “alcohol is a spirit” and think “alcohol is full of ghosts”