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《Laurel》

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" Happiness is being confidently werid. " ~ anonymous
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An elderly woman plays GTA V

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(( IT’S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE SHE’S BRITISH ))

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kenkit

OH. MY. GOD.

never reblogged faster in my life

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sparrow30

Is nobody going to point out that she appears to be on a personal vendetta against British Gas???

I stopped drawing some important stuff for a moment just for this PFFF

I MADE THE WEIRDEST NOISES WATCHING.

This old lady is a mood

Lol

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An elderly woman plays GTA V

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(( IT’S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE SHE’S BRITISH ))

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kenkit

OH. MY. GOD.

never reblogged faster in my life

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sparrow30

Is nobody going to point out that she appears to be on a personal vendetta against British Gas???

I stopped drawing some important stuff for a moment just for this PFFF

I MADE THE WEIRDEST NOISES WATCHING.

This old lady is a mood

Lol

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thirdhostage

Dating Chris Evans might include

DATING THIS DORK WOULD INCLUDE;

  • having pizza friday’s where you would pick off some toppings and he would complain so you throw them at him and it ends in the world’s cutest food fight
  • being proudly shown off
  • a lot
  • because he is honestly, genuinely confused as to how he got a person like you to fall for him.
  • Him introducing you to Seb and Mackie
  • Seb and Mackie loving you
  • they think you are hilarious
  • you three become the holy trinity of picking on Chris
  • Constantly calling him a bearded dork
  • Seb and Mackie secretly jealous of how damn cute you two are
  • he isn’t a gentleman
  • but you aren’t a lady either
  • left boob
  • cheering for all of Boston’s teams’ together
  • constantly being in the gag reel
  • or being the cause of the bloopers
  • especially Mackie’s
  • he is the jealous type
  • you and Seb would pretend to flirt to peeve him
  • you finding this super cute
  • saying that Bucky is your favourite character
  • him pouting
  • him pouting a lot because he knows you really can’t stay mad at him
  • you cursing him for it
  • you cutting him off during interviews
  • “What can we expect from Avengers; Infinity War. Any new costume designs you are looking forward to?”
  • “Well, I–”
  • “He is seriously looking forward to the new design of striped red and white overalls.”
  • “Oh?”
  • “Yes. Just those. Nothing else in the costume.”
  • “(Y/n)..”
  • “I had help from Sebastian designing them.”
  • prank wars
  • he’s fucking good at them
  • he loves to intimidate cat callers on the streets
  • it’s his favourite hobby
  • Him even looking big in front of the cast sometimes with warning glances
  • you finding that hot
  • the cast not overstepping that line
  • except for Paul because he doesn’t give flying fucks and likes making him pissed
  • both you and Paul laughing in the background
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Please?

  After Daryl calls for you one night, asking you to lay with him in his state of pain, things start to change between you and the redneck. With the ups and the downs, you and Daryl fight to remain together, to be there for each other.

This story follows Daryl and the gang as the seasons go, with a twist–you. Starting with season 2, helping Daryl when he gets his own arrow stuck in his side, throughout all the troubles of the prison (possibly after).

UPDATED

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Please?

  After Daryl calls for you one night, asking you to lay with him in his state of pain, things start to change between you and the redneck. With the ups and the downs, you and Daryl fight to remain together, to be there for each other.

This story follows Daryl and the gang as the seasons go, with a twist–you. Starting with season 2, helping Daryl when he gets his own arrow stuck in his side, throughout all the troubles of the prison (possibly after).

Updated!

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Tenerife Sea teaser

|| COMING OCTOBER 29TH (Southern Hemisphere date) Summary found here

“So that’s how we’re going to do it? The silent treatment? I can talk and talk and talk, Nesta Archeron. I love to hear the sound of my own voice.” His mouth tilted up in that insufferable smirk of his. Her grey eyes like the sharpened steel of a blade, cut through his stare, making him fall silent once again. She then jerked her gaze back to the window, indicating that she wanted nothing to do with him and that she yearned to be alone.

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you were both being chased by walkers when you pretty much ran into each other, you both stared in shock but Walkers made you tear your attention away from each other.

back to back you fought them all off. and when it was done you both turned to look at each other.

it had been weeks, maybe months, since you last saw each other. and now here you were and neither of you really believed it.

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Rick Grimes Masterlist

Words: 1,761
Warnings: Daddy kink, Spanking
You help Rick relax after a long, taxing day in Alexandria.
Words: 2,578
Warnings: None
You and Rick were together at the prison, but were separated during the Governor’s attack. Eventually you walk up to gates of a community called Alexandria, desperate and hungry.
Words: 1,980
Warnings: None
Rick interrupts your ‘alone time’.
Words: 2,435
Warnings: None
While working in the pantry, you’re tasked with heading over to the Grimes’ house with formula for Baby Judith. While you’re there you hear Rick calling your name, but when you walk upstairs you are surprised at what you uncover.

Wet *

Words: 3,036
Warnings: None
You and Rick are on a run on a very, very hot day. You both decide to take advantage of a nearby lake to cool off, but things get heated instead.
Words: 1,955
Warnings: Spanking
You and Rick have had feelings for each other since Terminus, but he never makes a move. Frustrated, you come up with a plan to spur him into action.
Words: 1,481
Warnings: Daddy Kink, Spanking, Slight D/S
Rick teaches you a lesson when you step out of line.
Words: 1,943
Warnings: None
You decides to try and take on Negan yourself, but Rick catches you in the process.
Words: 2,954
Warnings: None
You crawl into bed with Rick after you have a bad dream.
Words: 1,224
Warnings: None
Rick is in love with Daryl’s sister and is too afraid to make a move. That all changes one night after you watches Judith.
Words: 1,612
Warnings: None
You’re a nurse in Alexandria and you patch up Rick after he gets injured on a run.
Words: 2,746
Warnings: Attempted Sexual Assault
You are very quiet and standoffish, but one night you open up to Rick during a night shift on watch.
Words: 2,248
Warnings: Loss of Virginity
Rick lets you get drunk for the first time at his house and ends up taking your virginity.
Words: 1,271
Warnings: None
Carl does not react well to the news that you and Rick are dating.
Words: 4,418
Warnings: None
You and Rick begin a relationship while your father, Daryl is out on a recruiting trip.
Words: 1,239
Warnings: None
Rick is angry at your actions while on a run.
Words: 2,076
Warnings: None
Rick overhears you telling your sister, Maggie, about your feelings for him.
Words: 1,196
Warnings: Daddy Kink
You and Rick do not get along and things become heated during an argument.
Words: 1,495
Warnings: None
Rick can’t resist you in your dress during a dinner party in Alexandria.
Words: 2,298
Warnings: PTSD, Recovery from Sexual Assault
You and Rick have feelings for each other, but you haven’t told him what happened to you before you came to Alexandria.
Words: 1,331
Warnings: None
You and Rick spend the morning in bed.
Words: 2,777
Warnings: Low Self-Esteem, Insecurity
You are plus size and seeing Rick with one of the other women in Alexandria brings up old insecurities. Rick catches you in a low moment.
Words: 3,486
Warnings: Angst, Miscarriage, Sadness, Death
Every milestone of you and Rick’s relationship is marked by a kiss. This is a timeline of those events.
Words: 1,822
Warnings: None
You feel like Rick treats you like a child instead of his partner. Things become incredibly heated when you try and leave on a run.
Words: 1,579
Warnings: None
You find out that you’re pregnant, but you don’t tell Rick, afraid of his reaction. Daryl helps you by getting you the things you need while he’s out on runs. Rick becomes suspicious of your interactions.
Words: 4,022
Warnings: Taboo Relationship
With a little help from your besties, Maggie and Tara, you just might turn this little crush on your professor into something more…
Words: 2,739
Warnings: Choking, Daddy Kink
Things take an interesting turn when you have an argument with your best friend’s dad.

Note: All * are NSFW

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Lies and Family Ties

Dean X Reader; Mary tells Dean that the reader cheated on him to stop him finding out about her (Mary) stealing from Ramiel.

Knocking on the door of the bunker, you shift on your heels outside of the place you used to call home. Palms sweaty, heart racing and you’re sure that you can smell the nervousness radiating from you.

The door opens, your now ex-boyfriend looking anything but jolly to see you on his doorstep. “Sorry, I already gave all my change to the homeless guy down the street.”

“I’m just here to get the rest of my stuff, then you’ll be clear of me for good.” Standing up straight, arms crossed against your chest, you hold your head up high, refusing to feel belittled by the man who tossed you away so easily.

He runs his tongue across his bottom lip arrogantly, a sarcastic smile on his face as he pulls open the door, inviting you inside begrudgingly. “Make it quick. Don’t take anything you didn’t pay for.”

“I wouldn’t dream of it.” you spit, striding past him angrily, the ache in your soul becoming even more prominent from being this close to Dean, yet knowing he’s no longer yours.

You pass Sam and Castiel in the kitchen, ignoring their judgemental gazes as you head to Dean’s room, to a bed that used to hold two bodies, not one.

Pushing all the memories within these walls away, you grab your suitcase from under the bed, flipping back the lid and throwing your belongings inside. You wanted to be out of this place as swiftly as you could be, your presence clearly unwanted.

“I’m surprised you had the nerve to show up here.” You look back over your shoulder, Mary leaning smugly against the door frame, your attention moving back to your suitcase. She was the reason you were packing in the first place, the lies she told Dean being the very statements to sever the ribbons of your relationship.

“Yeah? I’m surprised you’ve got the nerve to still be here.” you hiss, a bubble of laughter leaving her lips as she pushes you closer and closer to the edge, anger bubbling inside you. “Aren’t you afraid your web of lies will unravel?”

“Don’t be silly, sweetheart, my webs are perfectly crafted. My son will always believe his dear mommy over some worthless bitch.” Now it’s your turn to laugh, not a slither of humour in your tone. You skim your fingers over the white frame on the beside, the besotted couple grinning at the camera.

If someone had told you then, that just months down the line Mary would be alive and kicking, and she would be the very thing to rip your lover from your arms, you would’ve laughed in their face.

“You know what,” you spin around, your glare harsh enough to wound as you stare at the poisonous bitch in front of you. “I hope your boys never find out who you really are. It’d break them to know their mother almost killed their best friend.”

“Not only are you working for the British, but you disturbed the Prince of Hell, stole from him and then stood in silence as Castiel’s life drained from his eyes.”

Her expression turns colder as you taunt her, her lip quivering in anger, not being able to take the truth you’re dealing out. She makes her way towards you, fists clenching, as you speak aloud all the damage that she’s done. “Shut your mouth.”

You shake your head, standing up against her, refusing to cower under her wrath. “If you were my mom, I’d be wishing you’d have stayed on the ceiling.”

Smack! Your head sharply twists to the side as her hand makes contact with your cheek, smugness running through your veins with the knowledge that your words have hit home. “If you ever tell anybody about me stealing from Ramiel, I’ll cut your heart out.”

“She doesn’t need to tell me anything.” Mary jumps at the sound of the voice, your fingers rubbing your cheek, trying to soothe the sting. Dean enters the room, coming to stand by your side, his mother lost for words.

“Sweetheart, let me explain…” She trails off, the level of vexation in Dean’s eyes enough to shut her up. Her eyes move to you as you watch the scene unfold. “You little bitch-”

Dean pushes her back as she lunges for you, his broad figure standing protectively in front of your own, your heart clenching, hoping that maybe there is something left to salvage.

“I want you out of here, now. Don’t bother coming back.” Dean warns, the ice chill in his voice something you’d been faced with a few minutes before. Mary weighs up her options, before backing out of the room resentfully, a vengeful twinkle in her eyes.

Once she’s gone, you turn back to the task at hand, shoving your final few things into your suitcase, ignoring Dean’s burning stare on your back. You move around in silence, him not being brave enough to break it, and you wanting to hear an apology before anything else.

“Why didn’t you tell me?” You freeze at the question, Dean’s voice timid as it should be. Throwing the shirt in your grasp onto the bed, you turn to face the older brother, not being able to believe his arrogance.

“Oh, I’m sorry, I don’t remember you giving me a chance to say anything when you believed your mom’s bullshit lies over me.” He looks down at the floor as you scold him, your eyes beginning to glaze over with due to frustration.

“I’m sorry-” you cut him off with a scoff, his emerald eyes as glassy as your own as he lifts them upwards to meet you. You want nothing more than to wrap your arms around him, tell him that everything is forgiven and you can go back to how it used to be.

“You weren’t sorry when you kicked me out in the pouring rain and called me a dirty whore.” The dam breaks, you cursing yourself as you turn your back on Dean, your fingers roughly swiping away the fallen tears.

You zip up your suitcase, thankful you’ll be alone in a few minutes and able to sob to your hearts content without prying eyes. “What are you doing? Don’t go.”

“What does it look like I’m doing, Dean?” you sniffle, grasping the handle of the case and holding the heavy object to your side. “I want you to be happy, and if that means me leaving, then so be it.”

You shove past the older Winchester, your chin quivering as you somehow hold in your cries. You let out a shaky breath as a hand grabs your arm, Dean’s warm touch stopping you in your tracks.

“Stay. All I want is for you to stay.” he pleads, his throat thick with emotion. You turn your head, his glassy eyes meeting your own, a desperate look on his face.

After what feels like hours of silence, you make your decision. “Five minutes. Let’s see how well you do.”

A/N - Thanks for all the support on my last Dean imagine, it was incredibleeeeeeee!!! Feel free to request :) now, gif before the imagine, or after??? Let me know! X

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