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[UN] OFFICIAL TUNER

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ironic-flute

The Signs as Music Hoe Aesthetics

Aries: The slight rumbling you feel on the floor when you sit in front of the percussion
Taurus: the sound of the orchestra tuning, and you already feel your heart beating faster from a simple concert A
Gemini: The low chatter of anticipation from the audience before the performance
Cancer: Music torn at the edges with pencil writings scrawled all over the notes, a testament to somebody's time and passion
Leo: The feeling of playing a piece memorized; not just thinking about the notes but letting the music and your fingers work their magic
Virgo: The bright reflective lights on the keys of woodwinds and brass in the shining concert lights
Capricorn: When a person is so into the music that they start to dance and become a fluid structure, free and unbridled and emotional
Sagittarius: The feeling you get when you are in concert black with all of your friends, kind of like being a blurry smoke cloud in the night that moves together, breathes together, and performs together
Scorpio: when the string players are so into their music that their bow hairs start to fray and unravel and it's a mess of blurry lines moving like liquid silver
Libra: the conductor's arms, especially in staccato/scherzo moments, where movement is light and graceful and just there, showing its presence but not forcing it on
Aquarius: The adrenaline rush of playing a solo in a piece and the honor of standing up after it ends, where you have those few seconds just for you and only you
Pisces: The last note ringing around the air and the heavy, almost tangible silence which occurs for a microsecond afterwards
#ALL OF THEM YASSSS
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440 TUNE IT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP

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trumpet-jesus

Im conducting research about musicians and their birthday/zodias

I want to prove a point to my friends that musicians kind of follow a trend in picking instruments (at least in my band), so if you can, please reblog or reply with your primary instrument ONLY and birthday or zodiac sign.

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woodwind-goddess

Flute, and April 21.

Trombone, libra

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official-saxophones

Saxophone, Virgo

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official-tuner

TUNER 440th AVEMBER EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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Music tumblr has become an official-shitpost

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official-tuner

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what the fuck

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justanotherpiccplayer

The bad thing is, I can hear the real tuner noise, why would you do this @official-tuner ??

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official-tuner

BECAUSE I AM THE OFFICIAL TUNER NO OTHER CAN FULLY REPLACE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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what have i done

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you-had-me-at-e-flat-major

WHAT

SORRY I HAVE SINNED

isNT THE OBVIOUS CHOICE SHOEBERT

:’(

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classical-crap
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fach-off

@twelve-ace YOU CALLED

OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

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itsaviolathing
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itsaviolathing
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doing-it-for-debussy

TCHAICOUGHSKY WHAT

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tchaikovsky-official

I come online just to see this that’s it I’m out goodnight

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wolfgangamadeusmozart-official

hahahahah brahms wait till @claraschumann-official @official-claraschumann sees that 

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robertschumann-official

okay but,, why not Shoemann,,,, i am Offense™

I sent the doorak photo to my friend and he said he found the picture humoresque

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soprano-two-official

Reblog every damn time

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official-tuba

The Orchestra according to a cellist.

Piccolo: flute cut in half who sucked helium
Flute: cute smols. I'm willing to give every flutist a flower crown.
Oboe: god you guys are great. Even though there's only like one of you. More solos pls
English horn: ??? Where??? We need one
E-flat clarinet: pretentious little shit.
B-flat clarinet: why so many. AND STOP PLAYING RHAPSODY IN BLUE
Bass clarinet: badass. Probably time traveling members of the mafia
Saxophone: *insert cheesy saxophone solo*
Bassoon: parp parp, hello fellow bass friend!
Contrabassoon: tee hee. Play a low B-flat.
Horn: stop being so cocky, this ain't Wagner.
Trumpet: YUSS BE TRIUMPHANT! When you have your solo. Not all the god dang time.
Trombone: neat slidey frens
Tuba: best friend, literally a ray of sunshine. But please don't try to play flight of the bumblebee.
Percussion: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT WE GET IT YOU KNOW HOW TO BANG ON THINGS NOW STAHP
Violins: You're all principal first, now quit fighting.
Violas: sO PRETTY I ASPIRE TO BE THIS GORGEOUS. Great when paired with cellos.
Cello: yoooooo the level of sexiness here is unreal.
Double bass: so many inside jokes. So many.
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official-bassoon

how the signs express frustration in the practice room

Aries: "...oH GOD!" followed by foot stomping, kicking of music stand, etc
Taurus: slams head against music stand/piano top
Gemini: silently rises, walks into next practice room and murders the unwitting soul occupying it
Cancer: laughs manically
Leo: throws self dramatically on floor for five years
Virgo: "sHIT!" huffs loudly
Libra: "you know imma just set this down and never touch it?? again?? hahaA hHa hahHah"
Scorpio: bashes at instrument/makes terrible noise for thirty minutes
Sagittarius: tearful screaming "thE FUCK ARE YOU FOR, HANDS."
Capricorn: angrily text rants someone
Aquarius: silently ponders how to end existence
Pisces: doubles over and cries for six years
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violapianolife-blog

every time I see a post with @official-tuner I just hear that GODDAMN PITCH echoing through my head for all eternity LET ME BLOG IN PEACE DAMNIT I PRACTICED EARLIER

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#i will haunt you YOU ALREADY DO

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WILL HAUNT YOU MORE DO NOT TEST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

@official-tuner you are the blog I’ve been waiting for

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official-tuner

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWHY THANK YOUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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every time I see a post with @official-tuner I just hear that GODDAMN PITCH echoing through my head for all eternity LET ME BLOG IN PEACE DAMNIT I PRACTICED EARLIER

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#i will haunt you YOU ALREADY DO

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WILL HAUNT YOU MORE DO NOT TEST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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