all results are mixed

copper my beloved

rose gold, brass, bronze, what cant she do

beautiful base colour, beautiful patina, and it mixes to make beautiful alloys. 10/10 best metal.

she also makes up so much of your wiring, she’s a working gal too.

what CANT she do

Don’t forget about the most beautiful blue made by copper sulfate!!

my absolute FAVOURITE comments on this post are ones like this.

where they just add on something ELSE that copper does. it’s great.

When you need to work in an atmosphere where a stray spark could cause an explosion, you switch out your steel tools for copper alloys since it conducts heat much better and thus won’t spark easy.

So when Tumblr user @mono-red-menace​ hypes up copper, it’s a 60k-note banger, but when I, Ea-nasir,

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

gotta queue this for next year too

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

Looks like its probably Rohan Adiyodi, with Etia. as a close second? Idk where to look for stats for this kinda thing.

I really like Rohan's cover of Gentle Madman/Out of Kindness from Persona 5 Royal. It's got such a great vibe.

happy 4/20

[ID: A screenshot of a 4chan thread. An anonymous user has posted the text (in all caps) “Ok 4chin (4chan) it is time for mystery box. First cloo (clue) is something green”. The post is accompanied by an image of Kermit the frog standing next to the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street, who is holding a pink box with a question mark. Another anonymous user responds (in all caps) “Weed”. The first user replies (in all caps) “It’s not fucking weed you piece of shit stoner” accompanied by an image of Kermit the frog with his mouth open, as if yelling. End ID]

The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.

I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.

So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.

So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.

Ho l y

Imma try that last one

I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day.  They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.

So I pulled out my phone and called the office.  The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”

He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?

I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”

He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.

I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”

She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.

bureaucracy works hard but humans work harder

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

12 days left until the breadiversary, we’d better make sure we have the ingredients on hand!

It’s today!

It’s today!!

Alright so everyone knows white is the classic wedding color, with black suits being common too, but what if you want something more exciting for more than two people?

Ta-da!

Honestly I was just thinking about RGB for me and my gfs and then I started getting ideas for how to apply this farther

and if you have twelve, then-

something like this?

you jest, but I have yet to talk my wife out of this precise color scheme for our wedding. (…which is happening on april 13th.)

update: I couldn’t talk her out of it. this color scheme is described on our wedding website. guests are encouraged to wear the color associated with their astrological sign. ppl are telling me it’s “so cute” that we’re “building the rainbow” 😐 😐 😐

I deserve to be hunted for sport

YOU HAVE A HOMESTUCK THEMED WEDDING???

look, sometimes you’re a dumb nerd! with a crush on a cool person! and then that person makes a subtle insinuation that they understood your stupid homestuck reference and you think to yourself “well okay now I am in love forever” like a dumb infatuated nerd!

AND THEN maybe you and this cool person DO fall in love FOR REAL! and you want to get married to them in spring of 2024 and it JUST SO HAPPENS that 4/13/2024 is a Saturday and what am I supposed to do, defy the will of paradox space???

happy anniversary Neil

[ID: watercolor like art of Neil, a brown spotted hairless rat, banging out the tunes on a rainbow toy piano. The art is lineless, giving it a soft appearance]

(April 12th 2024)

No medical confirmation or psychological evaluation necessary. The law will be active by the 1st of November this year.

First names can also be changed while changing gender. One all inclusive package with minimum effort.

FETCH ME NEIL

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.

You know, these new apocalypse prophecies just don't carry a punch. 'Oooo, the illuminati is going to perform a mass human sacrifice under the guise of the eclipse.' Big deal. 'Oooo, the path of the eclipse lines up with the seven cities of Neutrogena and when the sun is covered then everyone that got vaccinated is going to turn into a zombie.' I'm so scared.

Bring back 'huge fucking wolf eats the sun.' That's a classic that never gets old.

I think you're thinking of Nutri-grain.

Neutrogena is a brand of hazelnut-chocolate spread made by Ferrero.

That's nutella. Neutrogena is a small semi-aquatic rodent. It's native to South America but is an extremely invasive species in the southern USA.

no no that's a nutria. neutrogena is the subatomic particle that has no electric charge

No that's a neutron. Neutrogena are cool little ocean slugs!

No, those are nudibranchs. Neutrogena is the name of a peanut butter flavored cookie shaped like a peanut

No, that’s nutter butter. Neutrogena are doctors that specialize in the brain.

No that's neurologists. Neutrogena is the process of sterilizing animals.

No, that’s neutering. Neutrogena is the element that comprises ~70% of our atmosphere

It's technically eclipsed now but this photo doesn't show it

You can kinda see it there