Quick one but if your blog is untitled/has the default tumblr profile pic, you're blocked on sight. I know most of them are bots anyway but for the few real people, you either play by the rules or get out
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Eli: Be nice!
Negan: I am!
Eli: You threatened Nim with Lucille!
Negan: Yeah but I didn't stab her!
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Judith: Do you ever get water hungry?
Nim: Water hungry??
Eli: You mean thirsty?
Judith: OH
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Nim: I trust Rick.
Eli: You think he knows what he's doing?
Nim: ...
Nim: I wouldn't go that far-
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@/folkoftheshelf on Twitter has made a thread of fundraising links for Gazans. I’ve transferred the links here, please boost them as the conflict is worsening:
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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
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boop :)
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Filthy INSTIGATOR
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shipping win! they have different but equally terrible coping mechanisms
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A priest wants to go on vacation
So he calls his rabbi friend and asks if he would handle his parish for a month.
The rabbi replies “I guess. I can definitely handle the sermons as I’ll just preach from the old testament but I wouldn’t have a clue what to do with the confessional.”
“Confessions are easy,” the priest says. “Just watch me and you’ll get the idea.”
So the priest goes in the confession box and a woman comes up. “Forgive me father for I have sinned. I slept with 2 men.”
The priest replies “say two Hail Marys, put a dollar in the collection box and you will be forgiven.”
The woman thanks him and leaves.
The next woman comes up:
“Forgive me father for I have sinned. I slept with 2 men.”
The priest replies “say two Hail Marys, put a dollar in the collection box and you will be forgiven.”
The woman thanks him and leaves.
The next woman approaches.
“Forgive me father for I have sinned. I slept with 2 men.”
The priest replies “say two Hail Marys, put a dollar in the collection box and you will be forgiven.”
The woman thanks him and leaves.
“This is easy,” the rabbi says. “I can handle it.”
“You take the next one and I’ll watch” the priest replies.
So the rabbi goes in the confession box and the next woman approaches.
“Forgive me father for I have sinned. I slept with a man.”
The rabbi replies “so sleep with another, they’re 2 for a dollar.”
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me writing the worst paragraph of my life knowing that a sexier, more hydrated version of me will fix it later
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buying books & reading books..two different hobbies.