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I Have My Moments

@ihavemymomentsstill

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“Holy shit, Buck, you’re not gonna believe this.”

Clint slams the front door a little louder than he should, but his ears are ringing from the subway and he’s high on the adrenaline of a potential job.

“What’s up?”

Bucky’s voice comes from the kitchen—no surprise there—and Clint stumbles to get there, following his nose to the perfect scent of a homemade pizza in progress. There’s peppers and garlic and he might accidentally moan out loud if he’s not careful.

“First of all,” Clint says as he wraps his arms around Bucky’s shoulders and presses a wet kiss to his cheek, “I love you. You’re perfect and amazing and you’re the best.”

“Second?”

Bucky pretends he’s being blasé, continuing on with his sauce stirring, but Clint can hear the smile in his voice.

“Second, is that… I love you and you’re the best.”

“So you’ve said.”

Clint tightens his arms around Bucky, burying his nose in Bucky’s neck and reminding himself that all he’ll ever need is right here. He might be feeling a little guilty. He hopes Bucky won’t notice and he forces the words out.

“Also Katie’s probably definitely gonna qualify for the Olympics at Nationals and I want you to come because I’m booking a super lavish Presidential suite because I’m really sorry that it’s the same week as our anniversary and we need someone to watch Lucky. Um… Do you know anyone that’s gonna be free next week?”

“Hm.” Bucky turns around with Clint still attached to his back and starts spreading the sauce on the pizza dough that’s taking up half the kitchen island. “I think I can get that Kaplan kid to stay over. You like him, right?”

“He’s fine.”

“Good, so that’s done. What else?”

Clint groans. “I gotta call the travel agent tomorrow.” As well as some other people. About a certain assassination job. But he keeps that part to himself. 

He collapses into a chair at the table, lamenting the fact that he lost his precious one hour of meditation time to an impromptu meeting. A meeting, might he add, that’s thrown him entirely off balance in the worst way. He can’t get this woman out of his head. He’s a terrible husband.

“Don’t you have classes tomorrow?”

“Almost all day.”

“I can call if you want.” Bucky’s spreading pepperoni and mushrooms very generously to Clint’s half of the pizza. He’s amazing. The best. Clint loves him so much.

And yet, Clint thinks back to the woman with the red hair and smirk on her lips. She meant business. She’s more than the glorified secretary she was pretending to be by delivering her boss’s message. Clint’s got a weird feeling about her, about the fact that she was there at all.

“That, uh,” Clint says, distracted, “That’d be great. Thanks.”

“Okay.” Bucky puts the pizza in the oven and leans back on his hands against the counter. “Let me know the details.”

Clint smiles. “Of course.” There’s a beat of silence. “Bucky?”

Bucky’s still looking at him, never turned his attention away. He smiles, soft and attentive, eyes bright.

“Yeah?”

“You know I love you right?”

“You only tell me about a million times a day.”

“Yeah. But do you know?”

Bucky shakes his head, disbelieving. “I think I have some idea.”

This is ADORABLE and it would make my 2020 if it ever gets expanded!

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Here is the full statement. Notice the related articles at the bottom.

And they’re not kidding, they actually got arrested in 2016 at a protest in Philadelphia

Ben & Jerry’s is not even close to fucking around. If you go to the Ben & Jerry’s website and go to the “what’s new” tab, between articles about ice cream, you’ll see articles titled “12 Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy,” “3 Ways to Avoid Turning Climate Change into the Next Global Crisis,” and “Silence Is NOT An Option.” And these articles are from THIS MONTH ALONE. We are FIVE DAYS INTO JUNE.

They also have articles about local elections, the rights of undocumented essential workers, and the racial disparities in cannabis arrests. I urge you to go check out the web page and read their articles. They’re fantastic.

They are proponents of sustainable farming and fairtrade practices. Some of their exclusive flavors will tell you where portions of the profits for each pint go to (like Justice Remix’d, most recently). More companies should be like Ben & Jerry’s.

I’m so invested in Ben & Jerry’s it’s not even funny. They are worth every penny if only for these articles.

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THIS CHAPTER!! I WAS SO HAPPY PETE WAS STARTING TO COPE! I LOVE THAT TONY AND PEPPER TREATED HIM LIKE THAT AND HOLY FUCK IM HAPPY PETE AND WADE GET TO SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN!!!! PLEASE TELL ME THEY GET SOME HAPPY CHAPTERS BEFORE THINGS TURN AGAIN

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Things don’t turn again! The worst has passed! I mean we still have to read about wade without Peter, but that’s over and done with in one chapter and he’s into the future pretty quick? And then it’s just chapters about them readjusting to being together and in the future and MATING HEATS and all that good stuff!

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Oh thank goodness I know you're all about that happy ending but i don't think my poor little heart could take it if things went badly again!

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Man sometimes I think we forget just how psychologically damaging Afghanistan was for Tony. Like my professor was talking today about old anesthesia techniques and how there were a bunch of cases in the 30s, 40s, and 50s of surgeries where people were awake and could feel everything during the surgery. “That’s horrifically traumatizing,” he said, “to feel someone cutting into your body, moving internal organs around, and not being able to do anything about it. People came out of surgery with sometimes debilitating trauma.”

And Tony!! Woke up!! While Yinsen’s hand was literally inside his chest!!

But that barely registers in the grand scheme of his horror because hey, what’s waking up during surgery compared to watching young soldiers get shot in front of him and knowing it’s his fault? What’s that compared with living three months in constant pain and terror as a captive of his worst enemies, knowing that he could be killed at any moment, and he’s not even sure if anyone would be looking for his body? What’s that compared to literal torture, simulated drowning over and over again while clutching the car battery that’s keeping him alive because if a wire falls into the water he could be electrocuted? What’s that compared to the knowledge that his negligence has led to the slaughter of hundreds, if not thousands, of innocent people?

And then he gets home from all of that, and remember he’s really just a normal citizen and has never been taught how to deal with such hugely traumatic events, to be betrayed and left today by the man he considered a father. ONCE AGAIN HE WAS STUCK IN HIS OWN BODY, UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING AS HE DIED.

I mean, fuck! What the fuck!! How do you just recover from that???

Then, then, he is slowly poisoned to death by his own creation, then he’s sent to confront the void of space and his own insignificance, then he has to watch the woman he loves get tortured, then he’s forced to imagine everyone he loves and cares about dead or dying and believes it’s his fault, I mean Jesus Christ! I’m probably forgetting some stuff!! He never gets a fucking break!!

Tony Stark is bouncing from one traumatic experience from another like the world’s worst pinball machine!! No fucking wonder he’s suffering from debilitating PTSD, from depression and grief and self-loathing, from completely untreated mental illness. He is just trying to keep the people he loves safe, that is his number one goal at all times, always, and instead of recognizing his symptoms for what they are and trying to help him in return, his “friends” simultaneously take advantage of his generosity and hate on and criticize him for what are, quite frankly, quite understandable reactions to the honestly ridiculous amount of horrible things he’s lived through in just a few short years.

I’m sorry I lost my train of thought, it’s very late and I’m very passionate, but basically what I’m trying to say is: give Tony Stark a break for fuck’s sake!! He is ill and suffering and he is just trying his best goddamn it!! Fuck!!!!

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AU List A-Z

Made a list of all the AU’s I could think of. Used to help me when I have no ideas, decided it could help others and I should post it. It took a few weeks to fill it out this extensively and I have no more interest in adding to it, so please don’t bother suggesting anything (; ̄д ̄)

A

  • Accidental Marriage AU
  • Actor AU
  • Alien AU
  • Amnesia AU
  • Android AU
  • Angel/Demon AU
  • Animal AU
  • Apocalypse AU
  • Arranged Marriage AU
  • Artist AU
  • Art Student AU
  • Assassin AU
  • Athlete AU
  • Author AU
  • Avian (Bird People) AU

B

  • Babysitter AU
  • Bakery AU
  • Ballet AU
  • Band AU
  • Bartender/Bar AU
  • Beach AU
  • Blind AU
  • Blind Date AU
  • Bodyguard AU
  • Book Store AU
  • Bounty Hunter AU
  • Brothel AU

C

  • Caterer AU
  • Camp Counselor AU
  • Camping AU
  • Carnival AU
  • Castaway AU
  • Celebrity AU
  • CEO/Boss AU
  • Chef AU
  • Child AU
  • Choir AU
  • Circus AU
  • Clothing Shop AU
  • Club AU
  • Coffee Shop AU
  • College AU
  • Conductor AU
  • Choreographer AU
  • Coworker AU
  • Criminal AU
  • Cult AU
  • Cyborg AU

D

  • Dancer AU
  • Dead/Death AU
  • Deaf AU
  • Demigod AU
  • Demon Hunter AU
  • Detective AU
  • Dimension Hoping AU
  • DJ AU
  • Doctor AU
  • Domestic AU
  • Dragon AU
  • Drama Class AU

E

  • Enemies AU
  • Ex AU

F

  • Fairy AU
  • Fake Dating/Engagement/Marriage AU
  • Fashion/Fashion Designer AU
  • Fire Fighter AU
  • Forbidden Love AU
  • Fugitive AU

G

  • Gang AU
  • Gardener/Gardening AU
  • Ghost AU

H

  • Hairstylist AU
  • Haunted House AU
  • Hero/Villain AU
  • High School AU
  • High School Reunion AU
  • Historical AU
  • Horror AU
  • Hospital AU
  • Hunger Games AU

I

  • Immortal AU

J

  • Judge AU
  • Jury Duty AU

K

  • Kidnapper/Kidnapped AU

L

  • Lawyer AU
  • Library AU
  • Lifeguard AU

M

  • Mafia AU
  • Maid AU
  • Magician AU
  • Magic AU
  • Marriage AU
  • Mechanic AU
  • Medieval AU
  • Mermaid AU
  • Military AU
  • Model AU
  • Modern AU
  • Monster/Monster Hunter/Monster Tamer AU
  • Murder Mystery AU
  • Musical AU
  • Musician AU

N

  • Neighbor AU
  • Ninja AU
  • Nurse AU

O

  • Office AU
  • Officer (Police) AU
  • O/B/A AU

P

  • Parallel Universe AU
  • Parametric AU
  • Paranormal Investigator AU
  • Parent AU
  • Pen Pal AU
  • Pet Store AU
  • Photographer AU
  • Pirate AU
  • Podcast AU
  • Porn Star AU
  • Prisoner AU
  • Prank War AU
  • Prostitute AU

Q

R

  • Reality TV Show AU
  • Reporter AU
  • Restaurant AU
  • Resurrection AU
  • Road Trip AU
  • Roll Reversal AU
  • Room Mate AU
  • Rival AU
  • Royalty AU

S

  • Scientist AU
  • Serial Killer AU
  • Servant AU
  • Sick AU
  • Social Media AU
  • Soulmate AU
  • Space AU
  • Spy AU
  • Stalker AU
  • Stranger AU
  • Street Racing AU
  • Stripper AU
  • Student AU
  • Survival AU

T

  • Tattoo Shop AU
  • Teacher AU
  • Theater AU
  • Thief AU
  • Time Travel AU

U

  • Undead AU
  • Undercover Cop AU

V

  • Vacation AU
  • Vampire/Vampire Hunter AU
  • Veterinarian AU

W

  • Waiter AU
  • War AU
  • Wedding Planner AU
  • Werewolf AU
  • Wild West AU
  • Witch AU
  • Wizard AU

X

Y

  • Yandere AU
  • Youtuber AU

Z

  • Zookeeper AU
  • Zombie AU
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sketiana

my ideal idea for the war machine movie would be rhodey taking down like 3 different major villains completely on his own with a subplot of him taking down a hydra branch that made its way into the military and also the white house and the only ‘cameos’ from tony just being two or three phonecalls in the worst possible time about the stupidest shit you could imagine.

like rhodey spying on 2 suspected hydra agents with tense build-up music in the background when his phone screen lights up and hes like 'the fuck do you want tony’ in a hushed urgent tone and tony is like “this recipe says to 'fold in the cheese’ what the fuck does that mean rhodey please” and the 2 men spot rhodey bc of it and the scene cuts to rhodey dragging the two knocked out nazi shits down the hallway for some impromptu interrogation while pressing the phone to his ear with his shoulder and explaining slowly what tony needs to do

rhodey escaping captivity he got into on purpose so he can get to know more of their plans: tony dude im in the middle of sth here what do you need

tony welding something in his workshop: nothin jim i just remembered when we almost made chlorine gas in the dorm room cause we couldnt get the whiskey stains out of that shitty carpet ahhahaha

rhodey while elbowing the last guard standing to unconsciousness: lmao yeah that was so stupid

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bill-longbow

I need this so much

YAAAAS

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whumptober

OCTOBER APPROACHES!

And so does Whumptober 2019! Feast your eyes on this year’s gut-wrenchingly glorious Prompt List, and get inspired to create some killer content starting October 1st. There are some changes to the tagging system from last year, so be sure to give the attached Event information a read! If after reading you still have questions, feel free to send an ask to @whumptober2019​ or reach out to the event creator, @la-vie-en-whump​ !

We hope you’re as excited as us to watch the Whump Community come together once again for a month of bone-crunching creativity and collaboration!

-Kat

The official Prompt List, Event information, and FAQs are all transcribed below the cut.

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Tony Stark

You know what one of my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE thing in fanfiction is?

Tony makes a Thing or makes a Gesture. And the other person (Steve, Bucky, Pepper, Peter, take your pick) is so touched they're speechless.

But Tony thinks, oh no, they do not like the Thing, and proceeds to word vomit about how silly it is, or how little of a bother it was, or all the ways he can change or improve the Thing.

And they just turn and fling themselves at him for a huge hug (maybe some kisses) and he realises holy shit they like the Thing.

Everything is happy and noone is sad The End.

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A Simple Arrangement Master List

Summary:  Steve Rogers was your typical, no-time-for-anything CEO of his own architecture firm. He didn’t have time for a relationship, not at the moment. What he really wanted was someone he could spoil, someone he could have fun with, and maybe have sex with, no strings attached.

James “Bucky” Barnes was recently divorced, drowning in debt, lonely, and desperate to make a better life for his adopted daughter, Madison. He wasn’t looking for a relationship, what he wanted was someone to spoil him, shower him with money, and maybe, just maybe, make his life a little easier.

What they needed was a mutually satisfying, simple arrangement, one that worked for both of them. But sometimes, things aren’t that simple.

Warnings:  Stucky, alternate universe, angst, divorce, money exchanged for a relationship, older Steve, younger Bucky, language, sexual content, additional warnings possible as series progresses

**Series has unknown number of chapters

Part 1: Seeking Arrangements  - Bucky needs money. Steve needs a no-strings-attached relationship. Thanks to the sugar daddy website Seeking Arrangements, the two might just find what they’re looking for in each other.

Part 2: Arrangement Made -  Bucky and Steve meet for the first time and they come to an arrangement.

Part 3: A Date Arranged - Steve and Bucky have a dinner date.

Part 4: An Overnight Arrangement - Bucky spends the night at Steve’s.

Part 5: Not Part of the Arrangement -  It’s Bucky’s weekend off, but Steve misses him.

If you would like to be tagged, please send a message or an ask requesting a tag! Reblogs or replies will not receive a response. 

PART 5 WILL BE POSTED TONIGHT!

I am ready!

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Things I never knew about The Avengers until I started reading fanfics:

1. Tony Stark literally never sleeps.

2. Thor loves to address women as “Lady (name)”. No one knows when he’s coming or going but Stark keeps a room ready for him at all times, regardless.

3. The only degree Bruce actually puts into use is his M.D.

4. Clint not only loves traveling through the vents but he continues to do so despite constantly falling through the ceiling.

5. Part of Natasha’s Red Room training included how to dress her friends for Stark’s parties.

6. No matter what sexuality Steve tries he still has no game.

7. If you are ever recruited, Wanda will be your first and greatest friend.

8. Sam knows everything about everyone.

9. Vision has reverted to Jarvis in physical form.

10. Just be aware that the first time Bucky says two words to you it means he wants to throw you into the nearest supply closet and bang your brains out. This will then happen within 24 hrs.

Finally, but most importantly, the kitchen is rarely used for culinary purposes.

YEP! This is SO TRUE

And so good…

And I love every single bit of it🤣🤣

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shalandrial

Haha Steve has no game @ao3-elle1991 what do u think?

All true! 😂

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